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@caseystudy.bsky.social

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Go bleach your roots, creep. Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️‍🌈 | [he/they] 30% muscle and 70% muppet Insta: @caseyallensears

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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · Mar 20

Twink Death Thursday.

Comparison picture of Casey at 110lbs vs 235lbs.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1h

I understand that I read words and they individually mean things. But here I am.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 6h

Love this pic of you

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you! Now I just need the weight to increase.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you so much!!!

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 12h

Fall, the time of accidentally becoming A Young Father. Now finish one Homework pomodoro and we can go get ice cream.

Man standing in a plaid shirt and khakis.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 12h

I’m so lucky to have this guy as a mentor. He’s an incredible teacher and a true motivator. Even if the motivation is dragging me kicking and screaming to take a rest day.

Jay @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social · 6d

Some Friday Cardio, Stretching, and Abs

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 13h

Spitballing: potentially in the deposition leading with proof of previous cases of lying under oath leads to ruined credibility. Any answer she gives in a deposition thus should be formally investigated in either direction of the claim. Only helpful if said investigation is fairly public.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 14h

I do sadly think this line might be my finest comedic work.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 14h

Blended with ice.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

I have worked in schools for 15 years. If I weren’t already barren, this career path would have desiccated and shriveled my womb like a banana chip.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

All prices are terrible if you can’t count.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, my degree is in Neuroscience. Just don’t tell anyone. People think I’m dumb and approachable.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, big guy! I plan on it! I’m hoping the next two bulks really rocket me into big boy territory.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

“Hello, gym dude*! Would you like to join one of probably several other gym dudes in becoming a CaseStudy? We have a Slack workspace to cheer each other on, check-ins are weekly, and this month’s Book Club is Their Eyes Were Watching God. Dues are on a sliding scale because I can’t count.”

Smiling man with crossed arms.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

I’m over 35 and not currently displaying signs of syphilitic brain rot, dementia, and late stage heart failure, so it would likely be a step up!

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

My first cat I had as an adult was perfect at this. Neither of my two current cat babies are inclined towards acting as mental health professionals.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

1.) Identify your stress
2.) locate your cat
3.) position your cat belly up
4.) quietly scream your stress into the cat’s belly
5.) observe as cat turns stress into feline indifference
6.) thank your cat for its service
7.) flexing glamour shots

Man posing with arm flexed in front of his chest.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Usually five or six days a week for about an hour and a half each day followed by 30 minutes of cardio.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

These are about six years apart. I’ve been bigger than I currently am, but I recently cut down some body fat.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you so much!

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly I’m a lot nicer now 😅

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Not too much! Stretch fabrics.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Ahhhhhh thank you!

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

That’s what I get for being 210lbs and wearing 30” skinny jeans.

Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 1d

Brand ambassador when?