Casey
@caseystudy.bsky.social
Go bleach your roots, creep.
Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️🌈 | [he/they]
30% muscle and 70% muppet
Insta: @caseyallensears
Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️🌈 | [he/they]
30% muscle and 70% muppet
Insta: @caseyallensears
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Something something turkey breast.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Something something turkey breast.
Haircut wizard temporarily has me looking human again. All praise haircut wizard.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Haircut wizard temporarily has me looking human again. All praise haircut wizard.
Waiting to get a haircut and overhearing the men detail their love lives with queer stylists. Babe, dump him. You are too cute and functional to spend time on avoidant men. Know your worth and charge 1.5x that amount.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Waiting to get a haircut and overhearing the men detail their love lives with queer stylists. Babe, dump him. You are too cute and functional to spend time on avoidant men. Know your worth and charge 1.5x that amount.
First Hades 2 run in a week and I finally beat Typhon (with the Selene Coat) for the first time. LUXURY
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
First Hades 2 run in a week and I finally beat Typhon (with the Selene Coat) for the first time. LUXURY
Reposted by Casey
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by Casey
Had such a good chest & arm pump after today’s workout but there were a couple naked guys having a conversation in my normal corner of the locker room by the mirror so all I got was this mid-workout photo.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Had such a good chest & arm pump after today’s workout but there were a couple naked guys having a conversation in my normal corner of the locker room by the mirror so all I got was this mid-workout photo.
The only things on my agenda for the next two days are a haircut and two lifts. I am LUXURIATING in blanket time.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The only things on my agenda for the next two days are a haircut and two lifts. I am LUXURIATING in blanket time.
If you need to astral project your consciousness to an escape this week, know that I’m just watching Iron Chef on my couch accompanied by my cats. So many blankets. The cats have a heated bed. 🫱🏻🫱🏻🛋️
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If you need to astral project your consciousness to an escape this week, know that I’m just watching Iron Chef on my couch accompanied by my cats. So many blankets. The cats have a heated bed. 🫱🏻🫱🏻🛋️
Seems like the right time of year to remind everyone that my color blind app described my skin tone as “turkey cold cuts.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Seems like the right time of year to remind everyone that my color blind app described my skin tone as “turkey cold cuts.”
To the beefy man in a crop top and spandex shorts: thank you for your service 🫡
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
To the beefy man in a crop top and spandex shorts: thank you for your service 🫡
Made it home after 5 hours in the car. 10 minutes of sitting quietly on the couch with the cats is permitted. Then off to the gym.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Made it home after 5 hours in the car. 10 minutes of sitting quietly on the couch with the cats is permitted. Then off to the gym.
Clipping one’s toe nails at a highway rest stop because you finally got the spoons to do it is like… not a great mental health indicator, right?
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Clipping one’s toe nails at a highway rest stop because you finally got the spoons to do it is like… not a great mental health indicator, right?
My mother’s dry sauana of a house kept me up until 7am restless. Driving back to DC now. Send Alive and Functional thoughts.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My mother’s dry sauana of a house kept me up until 7am restless. Driving back to DC now. Send Alive and Functional thoughts.
My mother keeps the house at 72 degrees Fahrenheit.
a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
Alt: a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
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November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My mother keeps the house at 72 degrees Fahrenheit.
My mom: “I’m splurging a little bit while you’re home. I’m going to go up to 1,200 calories a day.”
Remember how I went 20 years not knowing that my eating was extremely disordered? I think we found where that started.
Remember how I went 20 years not knowing that my eating was extremely disordered? I think we found where that started.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My mom: “I’m splurging a little bit while you’re home. I’m going to go up to 1,200 calories a day.”
Remember how I went 20 years not knowing that my eating was extremely disordered? I think we found where that started.
Remember how I went 20 years not knowing that my eating was extremely disordered? I think we found where that started.
I have never needed something so badly in my life.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I have never needed something so badly in my life.
My mom and I have developed a tradition of doing thanksgiving the Saturday before the actual holiday, and I could not recommend it more. Today we are just shopping and then I have a full week off BACK AT MY OWN HOUSE.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My mom and I have developed a tradition of doing thanksgiving the Saturday before the actual holiday, and I could not recommend it more. Today we are just shopping and then I have a full week off BACK AT MY OWN HOUSE.
✅ Florist
✅ Tuxedo Rental
✅ U-haul Center
If you’re trying to roll up in a unique ride to prom, oh do I have a store for you!
✅ Tuxedo Rental
✅ U-haul Center
If you’re trying to roll up in a unique ride to prom, oh do I have a store for you!
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
✅ Florist
✅ Tuxedo Rental
✅ U-haul Center
If you’re trying to roll up in a unique ride to prom, oh do I have a store for you!
✅ Tuxedo Rental
✅ U-haul Center
If you’re trying to roll up in a unique ride to prom, oh do I have a store for you!
The childhood bathroom mirror pic tax has been paid.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The childhood bathroom mirror pic tax has been paid.
Weekly checkin at 222.4lbs.
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Weekly checkin at 222.4lbs.
“Wait. How can you tell those things are green just by looking at them?” Babe, other people can see all the colors.
My brain is rapidly decomposing.
My brain is rapidly decomposing.
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“Wait. How can you tell those things are green just by looking at them?” Babe, other people can see all the colors.
My brain is rapidly decomposing.
My brain is rapidly decomposing.
One hour until the kids are dismissed and a week long break begins. My mind is just a vibrating nest of hornets. If 2-4 oomfs would like to perform a Hecatoncheires massage on my bedraggled body, please apply today.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One hour until the kids are dismissed and a week long break begins. My mind is just a vibrating nest of hornets. If 2-4 oomfs would like to perform a Hecatoncheires massage on my bedraggled body, please apply today.
Okay but gender bent Maelle cosplay from Expedition 33? (I’m a Lune in personality, but the hair…)
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Okay but gender bent Maelle cosplay from Expedition 33? (I’m a Lune in personality, but the hair…)
Staying on brand as the Steve Kornacki of my own bodybuilding stats — if the regression line remains stable, I’ll finish this bulk between 250 and 260lbs. BIG BOY CLUB AHOY. Beep beep, dudes. A truck is coming.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Staying on brand as the Steve Kornacki of my own bodybuilding stats — if the regression line remains stable, I’ll finish this bulk between 250 and 260lbs. BIG BOY CLUB AHOY. Beep beep, dudes. A truck is coming.
This week I had a chat with my therapist in which I argued that, when informed by the works of Foucault, my emotional relationship with martyrdom and self abnegation is clearly problematic at best. I am the most tiresome creature alive. Just let me be a stupidly buff himbo. Please.
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This week I had a chat with my therapist in which I argued that, when informed by the works of Foucault, my emotional relationship with martyrdom and self abnegation is clearly problematic at best. I am the most tiresome creature alive. Just let me be a stupidly buff himbo. Please.