Cashburn
@cashburns.bsky.social
Love the Miami Dolphins and video games. Husband and father of 3.
After watching my (incredible) celebration, my wife just said, “The Bills losing in the playoffs is the closest thing dolphins fans have to winning a SB” and she’s not wrong 😂
January 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
After watching my (incredible) celebration, my wife just said, “The Bills losing in the playoffs is the closest thing dolphins fans have to winning a SB” and she’s not wrong 😂
Turned that shit off as soon as I saw the PI. Ggs
January 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Turned that shit off as soon as I saw the PI. Ggs
Life is a simulation designed to punish dolphins fans I swear
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Life is a simulation designed to punish dolphins fans I swear
At the 1 fucking yard line with Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson and you don’t get in!?!? Gg
January 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
At the 1 fucking yard line with Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson and you don’t get in!?!? Gg
Fucking Lamar just ain’t it in playoffs man. Just give the MVP to Allen at half.
Fuvkkkkkkkkkkskkwxnjen
Fuvkkkkkkkkkkskkwxnjen
January 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fucking Lamar just ain’t it in playoffs man. Just give the MVP to Allen at half.
Fuvkkkkkkkkkkskkwxnjen
Fuvkkkkkkkkkkskkwxnjen
Of fucking course Lamar’s gonna have a trash game and Allen is gonna carry them to a dominating W to get the MVP.
Life is a simulation
Life is a simulation
January 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Of fucking course Lamar’s gonna have a trash game and Allen is gonna carry them to a dominating W to get the MVP.
Life is a simulation
Life is a simulation
I’m begging the football gods for no Josh Allen MVP and no Bills SB win. Did this for 2 decades with Pats and Brady 😭
January 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m begging the football gods for no Josh Allen MVP and no Bills SB win. Did this for 2 decades with Pats and Brady 😭
Now that the lions lost, the ONLY thing I care about in these playoffs is that the Bills don’t win it all.
LETS GO RAVENS!
LETS GO RAVENS!
January 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Now that the lions lost, the ONLY thing I care about in these playoffs is that the Bills don’t win it all.
LETS GO RAVENS!
LETS GO RAVENS!
This game is crazy! 😂🔥
January 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This game is crazy! 😂🔥
Herb is literally just an upgraded Tannehill dude.
Great arm, but no pocket awareness, not nearly as mobile as he could be, and doesn’t win enough
Great arm, but no pocket awareness, not nearly as mobile as he could be, and doesn’t win enough
January 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Herb is literally just an upgraded Tannehill dude.
Great arm, but no pocket awareness, not nearly as mobile as he could be, and doesn’t win enough
Great arm, but no pocket awareness, not nearly as mobile as he could be, and doesn’t win enough
Remember, Miami let AVG and Wilkins go in large to part afford Phillips and Holland.
Looks like a MASSIVE mistake right now.
Looks like a MASSIVE mistake right now.
January 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Remember, Miami let AVG and Wilkins go in large to part afford Phillips and Holland.
Looks like a MASSIVE mistake right now.
Looks like a MASSIVE mistake right now.
Now hire McDaniel and Grier in the next hour please!
January 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Now hire McDaniel and Grier in the next hour please!
So what’s our draft position now?
At least the jets hurt theirs and we helped ours, cuz as fans of this franchise, all we ever can really hope for is a fun offseason that leads to failure on the field.
At least the jets hurt theirs and we helped ours, cuz as fans of this franchise, all we ever can really hope for is a fun offseason that leads to failure on the field.
January 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So what’s our draft position now?
At least the jets hurt theirs and we helped ours, cuz as fans of this franchise, all we ever can really hope for is a fun offseason that leads to failure on the field.
At least the jets hurt theirs and we helped ours, cuz as fans of this franchise, all we ever can really hope for is a fun offseason that leads to failure on the field.
Miami lost 2 TOs this game with a horrible McDaniel challenge and then McDaniel not getting a play in on time.
Dude has gotten worse as a coach, not better.
Dude has gotten worse as a coach, not better.
January 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Miami lost 2 TOs this game with a horrible McDaniel challenge and then McDaniel not getting a play in on time.
Dude has gotten worse as a coach, not better.
Dude has gotten worse as a coach, not better.
Jalen Ramsey doesn’t even look like he cares at this point.
January 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Jalen Ramsey doesn’t even look like he cares at this point.
For 2 fucking years McDaniels hasn’t figured out how to get through a game without waisting TOs because he can’t get a play in.
January 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
For 2 fucking years McDaniels hasn’t figured out how to get through a game without waisting TOs because he can’t get a play in.
Someone who knows, what would trading Ramsey look like?
January 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Someone who knows, what would trading Ramsey look like?
Achane, Malik, Paul young offensive players with a bright future.
January 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Achane, Malik, Paul young offensive players with a bright future.
McDaniel deserves to be fired for this game alone. The effort put forth in a game that matters for us and not for the jets is just embarrassing. Poor coaching. Poor execution. Poor franchise.
January 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
McDaniel deserves to be fired for this game alone. The effort put forth in a game that matters for us and not for the jets is just embarrassing. Poor coaching. Poor execution. Poor franchise.
Huntley is a fucking joke. How can a human brain be this dumb?
January 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Huntley is a fucking joke. How can a human brain be this dumb?
FIRE EVERYONE! Y’all a fucking joke
January 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
FIRE EVERYONE! Y’all a fucking joke
Our safety group is the worst in the NFL
January 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Our safety group is the worst in the NFL
Imagine getting paid millions of dollars to be this bad at your job.
Don’t know who I’m talking about? It’s the entire dolphins team and coaching staff. Absolutely embarrassing effort.
Don’t know who I’m talking about? It’s the entire dolphins team and coaching staff. Absolutely embarrassing effort.
January 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Imagine getting paid millions of dollars to be this bad at your job.
Don’t know who I’m talking about? It’s the entire dolphins team and coaching staff. Absolutely embarrassing effort.
Don’t know who I’m talking about? It’s the entire dolphins team and coaching staff. Absolutely embarrassing effort.
Waddle and Huntley suck today
January 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Waddle and Huntley suck today
Why can nobody on this team tackle!?
January 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why can nobody on this team tackle!?