It's been 1.5 years since he got a huge majority and there's been no progress on improving delivery in south London chip shops. Just endless Blue Labour bullshit from McSweeney.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It's been 1.5 years since he got a huge majority and there's been no progress on improving delivery in south London chip shops. Just endless Blue Labour bullshit from McSweeney.
Might be the BFI Flipside he was in - Her Private Hell, wasn't it?
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Might be the BFI Flipside he was in - Her Private Hell, wasn't it?
MAGA lawyers march single file.
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
MAGA lawyers march single file.
My story about killing the King of Scotland to get his job pointedly ignored all precursors.
January 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
My story about killing the King of Scotland to get his job pointedly ignored all precursors.
All AI slop is just a giant swan bringing a gift of a naked man to a sitting woman and we can't see her face to tell if it's what she wanted.
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
All AI slop is just a giant swan bringing a gift of a naked man to a sitting woman and we can't see her face to tell if it's what she wanted.
I was complaining about chatbots at work today and someone told me the trick is to just write something about "you are in breach of GDPR" or similar, and a human will quickly come online.
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I was complaining about chatbots at work today and someone told me the trick is to just write something about "you are in breach of GDPR" or similar, and a human will quickly come online.
Disappointing. With a name like that I expect regular updates on Albanian monarchists and projects to reintroduce serfdom in East Prussia.
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Disappointing. With a name like that I expect regular updates on Albanian monarchists and projects to reintroduce serfdom in East Prussia.
"Let's demonstrate our British patriotism by picking an emblem of a foreign power that Britain fought a major war with!"
"A two-headed eagle?"
"Aim higher..."
"A two-headed eagle?"
"Aim higher..."
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"Let's demonstrate our British patriotism by picking an emblem of a foreign power that Britain fought a major war with!"
"A two-headed eagle?"
"Aim higher..."
"A two-headed eagle?"
"Aim higher..."
"The Nearly Man" has the bit where Nicholas Le Prevost is a member of the public worried that patriots will get disenchanted with EEC membership... and the smug left-liberal establishment sneer at him.
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
"The Nearly Man" has the bit where Nicholas Le Prevost is a member of the public worried that patriots will get disenchanted with EEC membership... and the smug left-liberal establishment sneer at him.
Both are on DVD and probably also YouTube.
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Both are on DVD and probably also YouTube.
The great opportunity is to cast Jack Shepherd's daughter as Belle Brand, another generation of Labour activist fighting in the Corbyn/Starmer era. Somehow. Shame they missed the chance to have Jack do a cameo as Bill.
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 AM
The great opportunity is to cast Jack Shepherd's daughter as Belle Brand, another generation of Labour activist fighting in the Corbyn/Starmer era. Somehow. Shame they missed the chance to have Jack do a cameo as Bill.
Since BB is PPS to Michael Foot, in our universe he is... Neil Kinnock.
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Since BB is PPS to Michael Foot, in our universe he is... Neil Kinnock.
But I prefer the earlier "The Nearly Man" with Tony Britton as alt-Crosland.
January 13, 2026 at 10:12 AM
But I prefer the earlier "The Nearly Man" with Tony Britton as alt-Crosland.
Very obvious parodies of existing Labour men: Foot ("David Last"), Healey ("Kerslake"), Arthur Lowe as Wilson, and Crosland.
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Very obvious parodies of existing Labour men: Foot ("David Last"), Healey ("Kerslake"), Arthur Lowe as Wilson, and Crosland.
See TG's "Bill Brand" (1977) final episode for the bit where the Left, having failed to seize the government, go off to invent Alternative Cabaret instead, featuring Pryce as a commie compere.
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 AM
See TG's "Bill Brand" (1977) final episode for the bit where the Left, having failed to seize the government, go off to invent Alternative Cabaret instead, featuring Pryce as a commie compere.