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Casper the pyr pyr, Caspyr
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I’m a Pyrenees retriever. This is a happier place than the other one.

Hoping for a blue Texas.

Also, sarcasm is my defense mechanism, you’ve been warned. All opinions and comments are my own, please don’t blame Casper.
To those law makers threatened by Trump, their response should be, “you’d know that we were just quoting the rules of conduct had you served.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Since they released Satisfactory on console I’ve started playing again. I’m certain this game was designed by and for people on the spectrum and I’ve wasted so much time on it, again.
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Someone called what happened on Tuesday a blukake and I think I’ve had enough of the internet for today. 🤣🤣🤣
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hear me out, we should do a food drive for those who need it, all you gotta do to get some food assistance is trade in a red hat.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Feels like the first good news in 20 years
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tonight, we are all New Yorkers.
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It was a good day. Rare, but welcomed.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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This. Always this.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tell me you haven’t read The Great Gatsby without telling me.
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Still holding my breath. Someone give me some good news.
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The NYC mayoral election had me so fired up I went to vote in my own election in Texas.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don’t just want @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to win, I want him to win by such a large margin, that it sends a warning shot across the bow of all establishment politicians. We deserve a better class of politicians. Not sure a joker quote was the best choice here, but whatever.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We are all cheering you on. All the way to the finish/starting line.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I can’t see anything wrong with this statement.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
With as much disrespect possible, fuck Ted Cruz.
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Last stretch. Don’t fumble now, hope is double edged and cuts deep.
In so many ways, the vibrancy of our city can be judged by the health of our bodegas.

That’s why I’m so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
12 out of 12.
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
At this point maybe it’s Epstein that’s in the Trump files.
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I finally smashed that annoying fly that flew in. It has bothered me for two days, I even gave him a name. So when I finally got him, it brought a little tear to my eye. His name was Ted Cruz. Fuck him.
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Anytime one of these assholes asks, “who are you with?”, regardless of the news network, the answer should just be, “the American people.”
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Not sure if y’all remember the movie where one of the candidates running for president keeps saying “God bless America, and no place else.” Except it’s every question in the nyc mayoral debate where everyone except Zohran keeps fumbling the dumbest questions.
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No kings.
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What is love.
October 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Meet me at a Whole Foods, bitch.”
October 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM