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Cassandra Summerhill
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she/her- disaster bisexual trans woman in her 30's- +18 only (will repost or talk about porn)- currently playing through post-Endwalker in FFXIV
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These DDOSes are PISSING me off...
I'm the original ENDWALKER
The Warrior of Light (Meteor) from the Endwalker trailer
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I EXTREMELY can not vouch for the quality or actual presence of lesbians, but this is a movie that exists...
A poster for Lady Terminator with the tagline "She had one purpose in life- GET EVEN. She had all the equipment necessary!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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The Handshake meme with Harper Lee and Heathcliff shaking their hands with HAM
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HOT SIRKNIGHT (an edit of the "you are not immune to "hot lady knight" image with a Gardevoir in crudely pasted over the lady knight)
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The Silent Hill 3 "It's bread." moment, where Heather looks at bread and says "It's bread." except "bread" has been replaced with "Bucket" from the sign.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Look at this fucking thing. Why is this mandatory in like every suburban lawn here. It's like someone human centipeded a bunch of stalks of corn together into like mutant kudzu vines that spread everywhere, even choking out sidewalks if not edged properly.
A "blade" of St Augustine grass next to a quarter for comparison. A long vine that more resembles a stalk of corn than anything else.
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Our "grass" is grass in name only... St. Augustine's grass is a perpetually wet and sticky nightmare that just feels like thousands of little dulled razors poking at your skin.
St Augustine grass with a human hand for size comparison. Thick wet leaves sprout from the ground
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Robert Blake in Lost Highway
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Hey I hear a new candidate has entered the race for Susan Collin's senate seat...
Miyo Takano's original sprite from Higurashi When they Cry. It's worth noting that she is wearing a green ribbon with a golden iron cross in the center.
October 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Many such cases...
Paine from FFX-2, a goth woman with dirty blonde hair, wielding a sword with a skull on it.
October 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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There's a quote from one of the devs that lives in my head rent free... Like Sandy P fucking sucks but he's not wrong here. It's not enough for horror to just include demonic imagery to not reenforce the ideals of fundamentalist Christianity, it has to follow through with HOW it uses it.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page on Sandy Petersen: "Petersen is a practicing member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, but sees no conflict between his faith and his design of games involving Satanic elements. While working on Doom, he said to John Romero, "I have no problems with the demons in the game. They're just cartoons. And, anyway, they're the bad guys."[25]"
October 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Colonialist aliens species that is a critique of psychiatry? We regret to inform you the average Affini looks like this...
The Psychlos from John Travolta's Battlefield Earth, specifically the woman with the very high forehead and long prehensile tongue. I jest of course
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Orlando's new (united) football team has the most Florida logo imaginable (derogatory). Like literally a plot point on The Boys...
The logo for the Orlando Storm which is a lightning bolt split in the middle so it resembles the Nazi SS logo.
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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No, but both are in the same chapter that gave us this screencap...
Marcille looking surprised as Laios, Senshi, and Chilchuck ooze mucus and snot from their faces after after getting an allergic reaction from pollenating dryads. The mucus is gloopy and white for some reason which makes it resemble a different reproductive substance.
September 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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What the actual fuck youtube...
True Crime Stories for Sleep... The List Family Massacre
September 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Also this is apparently a thing that happens in it??? I have no idea what the context is, but I did crop the image slightly to edit out a spoiler.
A woman in an elegant gown (Beatrice I think?) walking a naked man (Battler?) on a leash in front of a shit ton of jacked goat demon butlers. Golden butterflies float around the woman.
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Jon: "Do you think everyone has a purpose?" Garfield gives a paper. Jon: "This is a blank piece of paper" Jon: "so why?" Garfield: "I can't explain it either"
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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A spier shouts at Garfield "Swat me! Swat me flat!" as Garfield looks disturbed and frightened Jon, Garfield, and Odie look to the left of the panel Jon drinks his coffee and turns to look at Garfield, now wearing a strange antenna-like headband. He says to Garf, "Now what?". Garfield responds with a surly look on his face "Going with the flow, slave boy"
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Now give us pajamas that look like the cast member costumes...
Three "cast members" (employees) who work at Disneyland's The Haunted Mansion in costume. They consist of either a dark green butler-like suit with a light purple vest, or a dark green striped dress with apron and headdress (resembling a simplified maid outfit)
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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REALLY NOT FEELIN UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY.
September 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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A puppet from Team America World Police
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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AI upscaling of a pixelated image of Barack Obama's face that turns him into a white guy.
September 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Hummel Brummel
Hummel Brummel A CGI bee A posing with a rictus grin. It's wearing tennis shoes, orange hipster glasses, and a red handkerchief around its neck. It is the mascot for the roller coaster Hummel Brummel at Germany's Schwaben Park.
September 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"Yeeeess I'd like you to draw that bug from the bug game about bugs... but human!"
The Joker (from Batman The Animated Series) talking into a phone deviously...
September 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Totally unrelated... hey look at this neat launched water coaster Mack is building in Germany! rcdb.com/22140.htm
Concept artwork for a launched Mack water coaster, set to open next year at Freizeitpark Plohn, featuring a high-five-like element and two launches/splash downs.
September 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM