Cass Whitman
@cassieifyanasty.bsky.social
She/They 30. Angry transfem. Gay. Kinda nerdy. Photographer. Visual artist.
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saw some cool birb pics on my TL and remembered I also have some of those.
#birdwatching #photography
#birdwatching #photography
There are few things worse than getting horny at work. I have to be productive. I have to think business thoughts but all I can think about is being absolutely decimated in a million different ways.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There are few things worse than getting horny at work. I have to be productive. I have to think business thoughts but all I can think about is being absolutely decimated in a million different ways.
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To the cute trans guy at the pizzeria who looked at me like a cartoon wolf looks at a pie on a windowsill and then tried to chat me up while clearly short circuiting:
I hope you have a lovely day, and that the universe grants you a boon. I was feeling ugly and dysphoric today and I feel hot again.
I hope you have a lovely day, and that the universe grants you a boon. I was feeling ugly and dysphoric today and I feel hot again.
July 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
To the cute trans guy at the pizzeria who looked at me like a cartoon wolf looks at a pie on a windowsill and then tried to chat me up while clearly short circuiting:
I hope you have a lovely day, and that the universe grants you a boon. I was feeling ugly and dysphoric today and I feel hot again.
I hope you have a lovely day, and that the universe grants you a boon. I was feeling ugly and dysphoric today and I feel hot again.
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im not ran thru i'm a beloved fan favorite
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
im not ran thru i'm a beloved fan favorite
I'd rather Sisyphus than fist a cis. Is this anything?
July 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'd rather Sisyphus than fist a cis. Is this anything?
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the cute girl who’s at the aldi sometimes just saw me buy two philly cheesesteak calzones, I bet I look pretty fascinating and mysterious now
July 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
the cute girl who’s at the aldi sometimes just saw me buy two philly cheesesteak calzones, I bet I look pretty fascinating and mysterious now
My boymode keeps failing. I ordered takeout from an account that's still in my deadname and the lady asked me if deadname mentioned which kind of soup he wanted and told me to tell him it's better to order by phone. Boymode machine broke, I guess. 😵
July 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My boymode keeps failing. I ordered takeout from an account that's still in my deadname and the lady asked me if deadname mentioned which kind of soup he wanted and told me to tell him it's better to order by phone. Boymode machine broke, I guess. 😵
Feelings about this week overall:
a man with gray hair is wearing a black sweater
ALT: a man with gray hair is wearing a black sweater
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July 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Feelings about this week overall:
really attracted to people with curly hair and an unsettling aura recently. I guess I can no longer say I'm not my own type.
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
really attracted to people with curly hair and an unsettling aura recently. I guess I can no longer say I'm not my own type.
Wow. Queer and sapphic breakups sure are an entirely different beast, huh? 🙃
June 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Wow. Queer and sapphic breakups sure are an entirely different beast, huh? 🙃
Did this Snufkin a while back but never got around to posting him anywhere.
#moomin #snufkin #traditionalart
#moomin #snufkin #traditionalart
June 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Did this Snufkin a while back but never got around to posting him anywhere.
#moomin #snufkin #traditionalart
#moomin #snufkin #traditionalart
I hate when I'm at work and I get visited by the Impure Thoughts™️
Trying to make spreadsheets over here goddamnit.
Trying to make spreadsheets over here goddamnit.
June 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hate when I'm at work and I get visited by the Impure Thoughts™️
Trying to make spreadsheets over here goddamnit.
Trying to make spreadsheets over here goddamnit.
saw some cool birb pics on my TL and remembered I also have some of those.
#birdwatching #photography
#birdwatching #photography
June 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
saw some cool birb pics on my TL and remembered I also have some of those.
#birdwatching #photography
#birdwatching #photography
I have terrible news. I was having a really bad morning mentally, and then I journaled. And I immediately felt significantly better. This is devastating news.
June 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I have terrible news. I was having a really bad morning mentally, and then I journaled. And I immediately felt significantly better. This is devastating news.
It's wild to be out everywhere but work bc everyone gives me detailed accounts of their weekends and ask about mine and I think, "I hung out with 13 dolls till 3am and we argued about whether or not the cocoa puffs bird fucks" but then I gotta be like, "It was nice, just visited some friends."
June 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's wild to be out everywhere but work bc everyone gives me detailed accounts of their weekends and ask about mine and I think, "I hung out with 13 dolls till 3am and we argued about whether or not the cocoa puffs bird fucks" but then I gotta be like, "It was nice, just visited some friends."
Shout out to weed for consistently keeping me from bad relationships by allowing me to see red flags I'd ignore if I was sober.
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Shout out to weed for consistently keeping me from bad relationships by allowing me to see red flags I'd ignore if I was sober.
I think I may have found my nemesis. I just hope that they are into the idea of being my nemesis.
December 24, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I think I may have found my nemesis. I just hope that they are into the idea of being my nemesis.
Y'know, some mornings I take my estrogen and I think, "Wow. I'm still here. And I'm happy. And I don't want to die anymore. And I have such fat tits."
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Y'know, some mornings I take my estrogen and I think, "Wow. I'm still here. And I'm happy. And I don't want to die anymore. And I have such fat tits."
Went to a normie bar with three other trans people yesterday and as we walked in, someone literally yelled, "TRANS PEOPLE!" and two people booed. Made me think of the one and only good quote from Rick and Morty
rick and morty is talking to a man with a cane in front of a large sign .
ALT: rick and morty is talking to a man with a cane in front of a large sign .
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December 23, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Went to a normie bar with three other trans people yesterday and as we walked in, someone literally yelled, "TRANS PEOPLE!" and two people booed. Made me think of the one and only good quote from Rick and Morty
I'm always saying that queer folks have to get meaner but idk if that's really what I should be saying. Some of y'all are so mean, to the wrong fucking people, and for no real reason. I can't count the number of times I've been in queer spaces and seen other queers cutting each other down for fun.
December 23, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I'm always saying that queer folks have to get meaner but idk if that's really what I should be saying. Some of y'all are so mean, to the wrong fucking people, and for no real reason. I can't count the number of times I've been in queer spaces and seen other queers cutting each other down for fun.
My Tumblr got overrun by TERFs calling me a fake lesbian (among other far less flattering things) and reblogging my pictures to TERF blogs. They're just mad my tits are so much bigger than theirs. And that for however freakish they think I am I still have more sex than they do.
December 16, 2024 at 2:57 AM
My Tumblr got overrun by TERFs calling me a fake lesbian (among other far less flattering things) and reblogging my pictures to TERF blogs. They're just mad my tits are so much bigger than theirs. And that for however freakish they think I am I still have more sex than they do.
I just wanna be seen as a human being and also not treated like a fake lesbian lol.
I'm tired y'all.
I'm tired y'all.
December 12, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I just wanna be seen as a human being and also not treated like a fake lesbian lol.
I'm tired y'all.
I'm tired y'all.
If the guy on the left saw the girl on the right, he would get on his knees and start barking. #transisbeautiful
December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
If the guy on the left saw the girl on the right, he would get on his knees and start barking. #transisbeautiful
RIP Jay Gatsby. You would have loved Juice WRLD.
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 PM
RIP Jay Gatsby. You would have loved Juice WRLD.