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Cassie (no not that one)
@cassienova.bsky.social
350 followers 320 following 1.1K posts
Aspiring unhinged shitposter, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@nowimcassie on the hellsite (I used to work there???)
agent of chaos 🪿
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cassienova.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
Here
The US didn't defeat Hitler the red army did killed more Nazis soaked up more casualties took betlin
August 4, 2023 at 9:34 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
It was fun! I got tutorial guide, which I totally vibe with
A screenshot from the OP's personality quiz that says you got the tutorial guide
August 3, 2023 at 7:07 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
I kicked a ball
A woman with purple hair, a purple top, a floral skirt and neon pink sneakers is caught on camera mid kick when she's kicking a kickball on a baseball diamond
August 3, 2023 at 4:50 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
My Uber is here
A screenshot from Elder Scrolls: Morrowind of a silt strider with a dark elf NPC in front with a large dialogue box open
August 1, 2023 at 10:08 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
Progress!
A screenshot of the Bluesky app Following tab, with just a bunch of blank placeholder posts, but no error message
July 31, 2023 at 1:18 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
I dunno it says it's Australia in the article
Text that says "40 percent of the Australian team is a part of the LGBTQ community, having the highest number of out players"
July 25, 2023 at 7:26 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
Went to see Barbie 😊
A white woman with purple hair and sunglasses, a pink top and skirt, and lavender jelly heels standing in a move theater
July 25, 2023 at 1:28 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
Looks like they took all the letters off except for ER, which is fitting cuz that's where their revenue is
The @twitter sign at Twitter HQ, with all the letters removed except for ER
July 25, 2023 at 1:20 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
Bluesky Elders
Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman, who is very obviously just 3 kids in a trenchcoat
July 23, 2023 at 10:44 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
Today Fatty Baby played tug of war with me
A brown tabby cat standing on a wood floor. She has one end of a string in her mouth, and the other end is off camera. The string is taut and her body is tensed up pulling on the string
July 22, 2023 at 9:52 AM
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A screaming possum, with AAAAAAAA written on the image with like 100 A's
July 21, 2023 at 7:27 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
This is Fatty Baby. She is playing fetch with me
A small brown tabby cat standing on a wood floor, with a cat toy in her mouth
July 21, 2023 at 3:52 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
Another day being weird on Bluesky
The Animaniacs in like chibi form dancing on a rainbow background
July 19, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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Bluesky team trying to engineer their way out of writing an apology
Confused math lady meme with numbers and plots swirling in the air around her head
July 13, 2023 at 10:17 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
She just came over and started being cute 😊
A brown tabby cat sprawled out on a floral patterned rug. She has one paw outstretched and her bright green eyes are wide open and looking to the front
July 11, 2023 at 10:05 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
This is a kitty that just woke up 😊
A brown tabby cat lounging on a white blanket, looking off to the side with half open eyes
July 11, 2023 at 10:13 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
I did one too!

@alt-text.bsky.social
July 10, 2023 at 12:37 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
Was drunk so ordered a whole pizza for myself
A delicious looking eggplant pizza
July 9, 2023 at 12:01 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
A fictional character you would give an invite to
Abby from the movie Turning Red
July 8, 2023 at 11:35 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
Couldn't stop cuddling with this little cutie!!!! 😊😊😊
A brown tabby cat curled up on a green and white blanket looking super cute! A brown tabby cat curled up on a green and white blanket. Her eye is slightly open cuz I'm watching her and she's watching too cuz she's a lil cutie!!!!
July 8, 2023 at 11:21 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
Threads is this meme
The meme of Steve Buscemi trying to dress like a teenager with a skateboard saying how do you do fellow kids
July 6, 2023 at 7:48 PM
cassienova.bsky.social
No one has seen the mother fucker on the left on 3 yeats
Some white dude wearing a grey graphic tee, looking slightly awkward A white girl with purple hair in a rainbow colored flower sundress lounging on a blanket at a Pride festival
July 5, 2023 at 1:08 AM
cassienova.bsky.social
My very first tattoo was a supermassive black hole inside the trans symbol
A black tattoo on a woman's back of the trans symbol, but with a supermassive black hole with accretion disk in the center
July 3, 2023 at 11:42 PM
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Boksoon and Sentret 😊
A brown tabby cat curled up on a gray couch, with her back against a Sentret plushie
July 3, 2023 at 9:13 PM