just seen a father son duo 67-ing a baby in a pram. hopecore
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
just seen a father son duo 67-ing a baby in a pram. hopecore
whoever has my voodoo doll rn can you just… give me a little pat on the bat rn? i need it
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
whoever has my voodoo doll rn can you just… give me a little pat on the bat rn? i need it
replaced it and it happened AGAIN who actually wants me dead??
lost a septum ball. might as well just die
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
replaced it and it happened AGAIN who actually wants me dead??
lost a septum ball. might as well just die
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
lost a septum ball. might as well just die
i just saw a boy GRAB his little brother and death slam him onto the floor, and his brother started pure screaming crying and the big one was like “hit me back!! hit me back!!” whilst the dad was running over. it was cinematic. nostalgic, even.
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i just saw a boy GRAB his little brother and death slam him onto the floor, and his brother started pure screaming crying and the big one was like “hit me back!! hit me back!!” whilst the dad was running over. it was cinematic. nostalgic, even.
need someone on january 22nd
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
need someone on january 22nd
also i was high af watching wicked part 2 in the cinema and in the bit where they’re all going to kill elphaba, one of them has a red flag that folded over into like a triangle shape. and i thought they’d added pyramid head into the movie i was so excited LOL
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
also i was high af watching wicked part 2 in the cinema and in the bit where they’re all going to kill elphaba, one of them has a red flag that folded over into like a triangle shape. and i thought they’d added pyramid head into the movie i was so excited LOL
wicked borders on a level of body horror that i can’t handle
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
wicked borders on a level of body horror that i can’t handle
please please please i can’t get into supernatural again please god no
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
please please please i can’t get into supernatural again please god no
pantomime AI:
It’s not just boots — it’s puss in boots
It’s not just boots — it’s puss in boots
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
pantomime AI:
It’s not just boots — it’s puss in boots
It’s not just boots — it’s puss in boots
the real tea today is that somebody is using my lady gaga meat headband without my consent. just seen pics from the club.
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the real tea today is that somebody is using my lady gaga meat headband without my consent. just seen pics from the club.
child: why did the lorax speak to the trees?
me: why?
child: why?
me:…why?
child: because the chihuahua did a poo 😛😂😂😂😂
me: why?
child: why?
me:…why?
child: because the chihuahua did a poo 😛😂😂😂😂
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
child: why did the lorax speak to the trees?
me: why?
child: why?
me:…why?
child: because the chihuahua did a poo 😛😂😂😂😂
me: why?
child: why?
me:…why?
child: because the chihuahua did a poo 😛😂😂😂😂
didn’t have the energy to 67 today :( kids were disappointed but… that’s life sometimes
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
didn’t have the energy to 67 today :( kids were disappointed but… that’s life sometimes
guy on the train is trying to queen out with me rn and i just don’t have the strength
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
guy on the train is trying to queen out with me rn and i just don’t have the strength
new year’s resolution: no more manic episodes!! (not even one)
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
new year’s resolution: no more manic episodes!! (not even one)
and i’m expected to sit here and pretend i don’t think farts are funny
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
and i’m expected to sit here and pretend i don’t think farts are funny
i’m gonna be bedridden for 48 hours i’m so so so so excited
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i’m gonna be bedridden for 48 hours i’m so so so so excited
tryiy soooooooo hard 3 x shit and spoonsnr d
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
tryiy soooooooo hard 3 x shit and spoonsnr d
i’ve started my manspreading journey. i think it could be my new public sitting position. i’ll update.
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i’ve started my manspreading journey. i think it could be my new public sitting position. i’ll update.
ppl r going onto my tiktoks of the megadeth concert, and they r role playing as dave? full dave mustaine roleplay accounts commenting hi it’s me dave under my concert vids what am i supposed to say 😭😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ppl r going onto my tiktoks of the megadeth concert, and they r role playing as dave? full dave mustaine roleplay accounts commenting hi it’s me dave under my concert vids what am i supposed to say 😭😭😭
choking on a joint is one of the worst feelings ever but u know when u recover ur gonna be in the most magical state 💚💚💚 it’s greene 💚
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
choking on a joint is one of the worst feelings ever but u know when u recover ur gonna be in the most magical state 💚💚💚 it’s greene 💚
unfortunately i have many drag paths etched in the surface as evidence i left there on purpose
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
unfortunately i have many drag paths etched in the surface as evidence i left there on purpose
someone i hate just got enjoyment out of one of my hyperfixation i feel sick i-
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
someone i hate just got enjoyment out of one of my hyperfixation i feel sick i-
my fanfictions have kicked off i have so many readers now who all want updates
i told you i was fixing this fandom.
i told you i was fixing this fandom.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
my fanfictions have kicked off i have so many readers now who all want updates
i told you i was fixing this fandom.
i told you i was fixing this fandom.
i hate when characters in movies are ‘novelists’ grow uppppp
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i hate when characters in movies are ‘novelists’ grow uppppp