You ever get picked up and hugged so tightly that your poopy gets squeezed out like toothpaste? yea me neither
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You ever get picked up and hugged so tightly that your poopy gets squeezed out like toothpaste? yea me neither
Remember that ATLA episode where Aang went to normal school in the fire nation for a week?
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Remember that ATLA episode where Aang went to normal school in the fire nation for a week?
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
I can't bring my electric blanket outside with me, so I invented something better.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I can't bring my electric blanket outside with me, so I invented something better.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
"I wish there was a vaccine for stupidity..."
There *is*.
It's called quality public education, and it's going to be facing cuts under Trump.
There *is*.
It's called quality public education, and it's going to be facing cuts under Trump.
March 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"I wish there was a vaccine for stupidity..."
There *is*.
It's called quality public education, and it's going to be facing cuts under Trump.
There *is*.
It's called quality public education, and it's going to be facing cuts under Trump.
Double U.
Why the HELL is it called a double U? Most bullshit letter of the alphabet.
Why the HELL is it called a double U? Most bullshit letter of the alphabet.
March 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Double U.
Why the HELL is it called a double U? Most bullshit letter of the alphabet.
Why the HELL is it called a double U? Most bullshit letter of the alphabet.
I put the ant AND the tua in gargantuan.
Next, we put the gator in purgatory.
Next, we put the gator in purgatory.
March 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I put the ant AND the tua in gargantuan.
Next, we put the gator in purgatory.
Next, we put the gator in purgatory.
If there's anything gay men got right, it's annunciating the word "man" like it's a slur.
March 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If there's anything gay men got right, it's annunciating the word "man" like it's a slur.
Fly like an eagle,
Bark like a beagle,
Poop like a regal.
Bark like a beagle,
Poop like a regal.
March 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fly like an eagle,
Bark like a beagle,
Poop like a regal.
Bark like a beagle,
Poop like a regal.
Combat in action games are just long strings of open-world quicktime events.
YOU decide which button solves the event before time runs out. Forge your own path, your own story.
YOU decide which button solves the event before time runs out. Forge your own path, your own story.
February 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Combat in action games are just long strings of open-world quicktime events.
YOU decide which button solves the event before time runs out. Forge your own path, your own story.
YOU decide which button solves the event before time runs out. Forge your own path, your own story.
So tired of people looking at me with those empty eyes and saying happy singles awareness day.
We need to invent Hookup Hanukkah on Feb 13th to make them shut the fuck up.
We need to invent Hookup Hanukkah on Feb 13th to make them shut the fuck up.
February 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So tired of people looking at me with those empty eyes and saying happy singles awareness day.
We need to invent Hookup Hanukkah on Feb 13th to make them shut the fuck up.
We need to invent Hookup Hanukkah on Feb 13th to make them shut the fuck up.
All board games can be TTRPGs. Start roleplaying as a character in the gameworld that nobody asked for. Make that character a himbo.
February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
All board games can be TTRPGs. Start roleplaying as a character in the gameworld that nobody asked for. Make that character a himbo.
🎵I heard there was a secret chord that David played and he pleased the lord🎵
It goes like this: 🎼the fourth, the fifth, the major sixth, the fifth iN the keY of the THird, the neOPOLITAN THE FLATTENED THIRD 🔥THE FLATTENED SIXTH THE NEOPO🔥LITAN AGAIN THE S🔥HARPENED MAJ🔥OR FOURTH-🔥🔥🔥
It goes like this: 🎼the fourth, the fifth, the major sixth, the fifth iN the keY of the THird, the neOPOLITAN THE FLATTENED THIRD 🔥THE FLATTENED SIXTH THE NEOPO🔥LITAN AGAIN THE S🔥HARPENED MAJ🔥OR FOURTH-🔥🔥🔥
February 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
🎵I heard there was a secret chord that David played and he pleased the lord🎵
It goes like this: 🎼the fourth, the fifth, the major sixth, the fifth iN the keY of the THird, the neOPOLITAN THE FLATTENED THIRD 🔥THE FLATTENED SIXTH THE NEOPO🔥LITAN AGAIN THE S🔥HARPENED MAJ🔥OR FOURTH-🔥🔥🔥
It goes like this: 🎼the fourth, the fifth, the major sixth, the fifth iN the keY of the THird, the neOPOLITAN THE FLATTENED THIRD 🔥THE FLATTENED SIXTH THE NEOPO🔥LITAN AGAIN THE S🔥HARPENED MAJ🔥OR FOURTH-🔥🔥🔥
Healer: service top
Tank: power bottom
DPS: brat switch
I will be taking questions.
Tank: power bottom
DPS: brat switch
I will be taking questions.
February 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Healer: service top
Tank: power bottom
DPS: brat switch
I will be taking questions.
Tank: power bottom
DPS: brat switch
I will be taking questions.
I hope the next Mario Kart announces their roster with the same intensity that Smash Bros does.
I would LOVE a character trailer of green koopa absolutely humiliating Mario with a shell snipe, pulling over after the finish line to smoke a blunt.
"G R E E N K O O P A JOINS THE RACE"
I would LOVE a character trailer of green koopa absolutely humiliating Mario with a shell snipe, pulling over after the finish line to smoke a blunt.
"G R E E N K O O P A JOINS THE RACE"
February 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I hope the next Mario Kart announces their roster with the same intensity that Smash Bros does.
I would LOVE a character trailer of green koopa absolutely humiliating Mario with a shell snipe, pulling over after the finish line to smoke a blunt.
"G R E E N K O O P A JOINS THE RACE"
I would LOVE a character trailer of green koopa absolutely humiliating Mario with a shell snipe, pulling over after the finish line to smoke a blunt.
"G R E E N K O O P A JOINS THE RACE"
Kingdom Hearts is a fanfic where the player is the mary sue. Prove me wrong.
February 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Kingdom Hearts is a fanfic where the player is the mary sue. Prove me wrong.
My most employable traits are my good looks and my charming smile (I practice in the mirror)
February 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My most employable traits are my good looks and my charming smile (I practice in the mirror)
Courage the cowardly dog could demolish a cover of the Dandadan opening song.
February 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Courage the cowardly dog could demolish a cover of the Dandadan opening song.
I seek out bad anime so I can feel the cathartic release of thoroughly hating and suffering through the worst that our writers have to offer.
And it always turns out to be isekai too.
And it always turns out to be isekai too.
January 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I seek out bad anime so I can feel the cathartic release of thoroughly hating and suffering through the worst that our writers have to offer.
And it always turns out to be isekai too.
And it always turns out to be isekai too.
Wizards casting testicular torsion this, mend asscrack that...
How about I simply cast Haste? How about I use a normal fucking spell like Haste? How about I cast Haste on my buddy Extra Attack Earnest? How about he wacks you 5 times with a big stick and lectures you about your cock and ass magic?
How about I simply cast Haste? How about I use a normal fucking spell like Haste? How about I cast Haste on my buddy Extra Attack Earnest? How about he wacks you 5 times with a big stick and lectures you about your cock and ass magic?
January 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wizards casting testicular torsion this, mend asscrack that...
How about I simply cast Haste? How about I use a normal fucking spell like Haste? How about I cast Haste on my buddy Extra Attack Earnest? How about he wacks you 5 times with a big stick and lectures you about your cock and ass magic?
How about I simply cast Haste? How about I use a normal fucking spell like Haste? How about I cast Haste on my buddy Extra Attack Earnest? How about he wacks you 5 times with a big stick and lectures you about your cock and ass magic?
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And Merry Insurrection Day
January 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
And Merry Insurrection Day
Nintendo should rerelease the 3ds with smartphone capabilities.
January 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Nintendo should rerelease the 3ds with smartphone capabilities.
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January 6th was a coordinated attempt to kidnap members of Congress, overturn a free and fair election by its people, and install a president whose criminality is simply unprecedented and whose involvement was complete.
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All Americans Know January 6th Was An Insurrection. Decent Ones Care.
We all saw it. On January 6th, 2021, many of us watched it in disbelief in real time: the almost incomprehensible sight of thousands of people breaching the very seat of our Government: smashing windo...
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January 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
January 6th was a coordinated attempt to kidnap members of Congress, overturn a free and fair election by its people, and install a president whose criminality is simply unprecedented and whose involvement was complete.
johnpavlovitz.com/2022/01/05/a...
johnpavlovitz.com/2022/01/05/a...
Saturn accessorizes, making her the cuntiest of the planets.
January 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Saturn accessorizes, making her the cuntiest of the planets.
Everyone wants to make the next Overwatch, but nobody is trying to make the next TF2.
You simply cannot improve on a masterpiece.
You simply cannot improve on a masterpiece.
December 26, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Everyone wants to make the next Overwatch, but nobody is trying to make the next TF2.
You simply cannot improve on a masterpiece.
You simply cannot improve on a masterpiece.
At this point maybe we *should* declare war on Christmas...
December 25, 2024 at 6:11 AM
At this point maybe we *should* declare war on Christmas...