Catherine Astolfo
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Catherine Astolfo
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Author, Screenwriter, Family Woman
“Yer a well-fed bunch, I’ll give you that.” In the ‘50’s, our parents worked hard and partied hard. They didn’t mind that some of us spent a couple of hours listening to Auntie Beers’ (often inappropriate) stories. www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
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February 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Those stone bricks must be full of broim.” A “dirty” joke told in the melodious Irish accent www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
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January 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is a sample of Meredith’s acting talent. The Adventures of Shirley Holmes, The Song Spinner, Shania: A Life in Eight Albums, Heartstopper, Myth Quest, Jumper! Even Auntie Beers would have nice things to say about this talented woman who gives Bairbre her voice. www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
Auntie Beers: A book of connected short stories
Auntie Beers: A book of connected short stories: Astolfo, Catherine: 9781772421811: Books - Amazon.ca
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January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM

Meredith sang with her family for years in a popular local band. In this video, she sings with her sisters. Now imagine her sweet voice in your ear as you listen to the tales of Auntie Beers!
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The Henderson Sisters - Sunday Assembly Los Angeles
YouTube video by Meredith Henderson
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January 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Another talent that Ma Belle Fille Meredith Henderson has but I failed to mention: she is a gifted singer. Listen to these dulcet tones and imagine that applied to the tales of Auntie Beers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y965...
Meredith sings "Yesterday" by the Beatles
YouTube video by Meredith Henderson
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January 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Meredith Henderson is an actress, a voice actor, a writer, a producer, and most importantly, ma Belle-Fille. Listen to her beautiful Irish accent as she embodies Auntie Beers in the audiobook. Available on Audible, Amazon and iTunes! www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
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January 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Auntie Beers is available on Audible now!
January 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM

“A writer is someone who has carefully taught their mind to misbehave.” Oscar Wilde www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
“Two kinds of people sit around all day thinking about who to kill, mystery writers and serial killers.” www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” – W. Somerset Maugham www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
“When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: ‘House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.” – Neil Gaiman www.catherineastolfo
December 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The road to hell is paved with adverbs. – Stephen King www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
No authors dislike to be edited as much as they dislike not to be published. – Russell Lynes www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 12, 2024 at 3:38 PM
The beautiful part of writing is that you don’t have to get it right the first time… unlike, say, a brain surgeon. – Robert Cormier www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 11, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I’m not a very good writer… but I’m an excellent rewriter. – James Michener www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 10, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. – Gene Fowler www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. – Elmore Leonard www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
A person who publishes a book wilfully appears before the populace with their pants down. – Edna St. Vincent Millay www.catherineastolfo.ca

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December 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book. – Douglas Adams www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 3, 2024 at 3:33 PM

It is perfectly okay to write garbage – as long as you edit brilliantly. – C.J. Cherryh www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 2, 2024 at 9:02 PM
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one. – Baltasar Gracián. www.catherineastolfo.ca
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
The 13th Letter is the 6th Anthology of the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. I'm honoured to have a story included! Available on Amazon and lots of other sites.
November 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM