Catherine Astolfo
@castolfo.bsky.social
Author, Screenwriter, Family Woman
“Yer a well-fed bunch, I’ll give you that.” In the ‘50’s, our parents worked hard and partied hard. They didn’t mind that some of us spent a couple of hours listening to Auntie Beers’ (often inappropriate) stories. www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
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February 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Yer a well-fed bunch, I’ll give you that.” In the ‘50’s, our parents worked hard and partied hard. They didn’t mind that some of us spent a couple of hours listening to Auntie Beers’ (often inappropriate) stories. www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
“Those stone bricks must be full of broim.” A “dirty” joke told in the melodious Irish accent www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
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January 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“Those stone bricks must be full of broim.” A “dirty” joke told in the melodious Irish accent www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
This is a sample of Meredith’s acting talent. The Adventures of Shirley Holmes, The Song Spinner, Shania: A Life in Eight Albums, Heartstopper, Myth Quest, Jumper! Even Auntie Beers would have nice things to say about this talented woman who gives Bairbre her voice. www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
Auntie Beers: A book of connected short stories
Auntie Beers: A book of connected short stories: Astolfo, Catherine: 9781772421811: Books - Amazon.ca
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January 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is a sample of Meredith’s acting talent. The Adventures of Shirley Holmes, The Song Spinner, Shania: A Life in Eight Albums, Heartstopper, Myth Quest, Jumper! Even Auntie Beers would have nice things to say about this talented woman who gives Bairbre her voice. www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
Meredith sang with her family for years in a popular local band. In this video, she sings with her sisters. Now imagine her sweet voice in your ear as you listen to the tales of Auntie Beers!
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The Henderson Sisters - Sunday Assembly Los Angeles
YouTube video by Meredith Henderson
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January 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Meredith sang with her family for years in a popular local band. In this video, she sings with her sisters. Now imagine her sweet voice in your ear as you listen to the tales of Auntie Beers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WXV...
Another talent that Ma Belle Fille Meredith Henderson has but I failed to mention: she is a gifted singer. Listen to these dulcet tones and imagine that applied to the tales of Auntie Beers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y965...
Meredith sings "Yesterday" by the Beatles
YouTube video by Meredith Henderson
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January 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Another talent that Ma Belle Fille Meredith Henderson has but I failed to mention: she is a gifted singer. Listen to these dulcet tones and imagine that applied to the tales of Auntie Beers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y965...
Meredith Henderson is an actress, a voice actor, a writer, a producer, and most importantly, ma Belle-Fille. Listen to her beautiful Irish accent as she embodies Auntie Beers in the audiobook. Available on Audible, Amazon and iTunes! www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
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January 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Meredith Henderson is an actress, a voice actor, a writer, a producer, and most importantly, ma Belle-Fille. Listen to her beautiful Irish accent as she embodies Auntie Beers in the audiobook. Available on Audible, Amazon and iTunes! www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers...
Auntie Beers is available on Audible now!
January 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Auntie Beers is available on Audible now!
“A writer is someone who has carefully taught their mind to misbehave.” Oscar Wilde www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
“A writer is someone who has carefully taught their mind to misbehave.” Oscar Wilde www.catherineastolfo.ca
“Two kinds of people sit around all day thinking about who to kill, mystery writers and serial killers.” www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
“Two kinds of people sit around all day thinking about who to kill, mystery writers and serial killers.” www.catherineastolfo.ca
“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” – W. Somerset Maugham www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” – W. Somerset Maugham www.catherineastolfo.ca
“When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: ‘House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.” – Neil Gaiman www.catherineastolfo
December 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
“When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: ‘House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.” – Neil Gaiman www.catherineastolfo
The road to hell is paved with adverbs. – Stephen King www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
The road to hell is paved with adverbs. – Stephen King www.catherineastolfo.ca
No authors dislike to be edited as much as they dislike not to be published. – Russell Lynes www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 12, 2024 at 3:38 PM
No authors dislike to be edited as much as they dislike not to be published. – Russell Lynes www.catherineastolfo.ca
The beautiful part of writing is that you don’t have to get it right the first time… unlike, say, a brain surgeon. – Robert Cormier www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 11, 2024 at 3:10 PM
The beautiful part of writing is that you don’t have to get it right the first time… unlike, say, a brain surgeon. – Robert Cormier www.catherineastolfo.ca
I’m not a very good writer… but I’m an excellent rewriter. – James Michener www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 10, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I’m not a very good writer… but I’m an excellent rewriter. – James Michener www.catherineastolfo.ca
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. – Gene Fowler www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. – Gene Fowler www.catherineastolfo.ca
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. – Elmore Leonard www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. – Elmore Leonard www.catherineastolfo.ca
A person who publishes a book wilfully appears before the populace with their pants down. – Edna St. Vincent Millay www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
A person who publishes a book wilfully appears before the populace with their pants down. – Edna St. Vincent Millay www.catherineastolfo.ca
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It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book. – Douglas Adams www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 3, 2024 at 3:33 PM
It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book. – Douglas Adams www.catherineastolfo.ca
It is perfectly okay to write garbage – as long as you edit brilliantly. – C.J. Cherryh www.catherineastolfo.ca
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December 2, 2024 at 9:02 PM
It is perfectly okay to write garbage – as long as you edit brilliantly. – C.J. Cherryh www.catherineastolfo.ca
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one. – Baltasar Gracián. www.catherineastolfo.ca
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one. – Baltasar Gracián. www.catherineastolfo.ca
The 13th Letter is the 6th Anthology of the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. I'm honoured to have a story included! Available on Amazon and lots of other sites.
November 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
The 13th Letter is the 6th Anthology of the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. I'm honoured to have a story included! Available on Amazon and lots of other sites.