catamoto.bsky.social
@catamoto.bsky.social
It still strikes me odd, that CIO who told us we had each consumed 3 kilos of pizza during her tenure. Since nobody i know got any pizza, i wonder who got an extra 30+ kilos of pizza. How and where. I also wonder does she think of us still, each of us, holding within us 3 kilos of pizza.
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
It still strikes me odd, that CIO who told us we had each consumed 3 kilos of pizza during her tenure. Since nobody i know got any pizza, i wonder who got an extra 30+ kilos of pizza. How and where. I also wonder does she think of us still, each of us, holding within us 3 kilos of pizza.
I had one morning i could sleep in this week. So at 6.30 a fucking helicopter has to flap over my house for 30 minutes. FML never seemed so appropriate.
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I had one morning i could sleep in this week. So at 6.30 a fucking helicopter has to flap over my house for 30 minutes. FML never seemed so appropriate.
I’d like to use Steam. I’d even like to buy a Steam Deck. But over the years i have never been able to log in to my account. I change the pw, in case i lost it, and it still never lets me log in. Lost a sale there, you tossers.
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’d like to use Steam. I’d even like to buy a Steam Deck. But over the years i have never been able to log in to my account. I change the pw, in case i lost it, and it still never lets me log in. Lost a sale there, you tossers.
Somehow my Okta facial recognition had become trained for my work login so that it only works when i’m swearing at it. If i’m calm it doesn’t recognize me.
February 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Somehow my Okta facial recognition had become trained for my work login so that it only works when i’m swearing at it. If i’m calm it doesn’t recognize me.
I don’t see why anyone would have impostor syndrome when you can so easily tell 98% of people are shit at their jobs. Us normies do not need to compare ourselves to David Bowie. Compare yourself to the 100 people closest to you to realise you are above average.
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I don’t see why anyone would have impostor syndrome when you can so easily tell 98% of people are shit at their jobs. Us normies do not need to compare ourselves to David Bowie. Compare yourself to the 100 people closest to you to realise you are above average.
Something really f’ed up is that the tv series about the Murdagh murders is nowhere near as compelling as when i watched the case online in real world. Maybe they can’t add the autopsy reports or something.. its well done and acted just not that interesting.
February 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Something really f’ed up is that the tv series about the Murdagh murders is nowhere near as compelling as when i watched the case online in real world. Maybe they can’t add the autopsy reports or something.. its well done and acted just not that interesting.
What is it about toenail and fingernail clippings that makes ants leap upon them and drag them away. If it was food they’d at least look for a moment first.
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
What is it about toenail and fingernail clippings that makes ants leap upon them and drag them away. If it was food they’d at least look for a moment first.
It seems like now that my work managed to dox everybody that they switched off the viva engage/yammer so nobody can bitch about it. They told us the DAY BEFORE XMAS BREAK. Then switched off our whingeing system over xmas. But they ask do we feel VALUED AT WORK
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 AM
It seems like now that my work managed to dox everybody that they switched off the viva engage/yammer so nobody can bitch about it. They told us the DAY BEFORE XMAS BREAK. Then switched off our whingeing system over xmas. But they ask do we feel VALUED AT WORK
Gah new outlook. Gah. I just got to wonder why it doesn’t even try to use my old settings from old outlook. This is one reason it just sucks. Why do i have to try to understand a new way of working every morning?
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Gah new outlook. Gah. I just got to wonder why it doesn’t even try to use my old settings from old outlook. This is one reason it just sucks. Why do i have to try to understand a new way of working every morning?
Went thru with mum to turn off auto updates on her old iphone so she doesn’t cop the new fail ios. So today she clicked yea on its inevitable goddamn nagging. FML.
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Went thru with mum to turn off auto updates on her old iphone so she doesn’t cop the new fail ios. So today she clicked yea on its inevitable goddamn nagging. FML.
RSD trigger #564 grumpy cars
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
RSD trigger #564 grumpy cars
Its going way too far now. Why the everloving fuck would i want to login with google to kmart? Why? Just fucking why????
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Its going way too far now. Why the everloving fuck would i want to login with google to kmart? Why? Just fucking why????
Why do computers fuck worst with the blindest people? Adobe is satan’s bumhole - the bloody thing just dropped acrobat from a blind person’s pc. Why? What? And you may say oh she deleted it, well no, its not easy to do that. Not gonna happen by accident.
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Why do computers fuck worst with the blindest people? Adobe is satan’s bumhole - the bloody thing just dropped acrobat from a blind person’s pc. Why? What? And you may say oh she deleted it, well no, its not easy to do that. Not gonna happen by accident.
“New Outlook”. Its 2026 & the simple act of reading emails is now actively total shit. Why is the top half of the reading pane a blank space? Why does it keep flicking off, losing my place, blanking the screen, telling me i’m logged in, but i need to log in, but i have “no access to that.”
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“New Outlook”. Its 2026 & the simple act of reading emails is now actively total shit. Why is the top half of the reading pane a blank space? Why does it keep flicking off, losing my place, blanking the screen, telling me i’m logged in, but i need to log in, but i have “no access to that.”
The tone deafness of work sending out two emails about how i haven’t yet set my work goals, sending it in between xmas and new years, so why, what is the fucking point? Just to prove there is no such thing as work life balance? To prove they don’t give a fuck?
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The tone deafness of work sending out two emails about how i haven’t yet set my work goals, sending it in between xmas and new years, so why, what is the fucking point? Just to prove there is no such thing as work life balance? To prove they don’t give a fuck?
I don’t suppose the boxing day sales will give me a cut price 1/4” to 1/8” collet adapter for my die grinder. Sigh. Its all i want.
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don’t suppose the boxing day sales will give me a cut price 1/4” to 1/8” collet adapter for my die grinder. Sigh. Its all i want.
Bloody possums been eating the green tomatoes off the plants. Bastards
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bloody possums been eating the green tomatoes off the plants. Bastards
Entire family has covid for xmas. Sigh.
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Entire family has covid for xmas. Sigh.
Watching a tv show about building merc trucks. I think i woulda loved to work in that factory. Beautiful pieces fitted together with care. What a great job.
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Watching a tv show about building merc trucks. I think i woulda loved to work in that factory. Beautiful pieces fitted together with care. What a great job.
You couldn’t make it up. Bloody work has had a massive data breach and all our personal info is out there MEANWHILE we have to constantly do incrementally modified mandatory cybersec learning modules and log in 2 factor auth about 20 times a day
- and here they are just dropping their guts.
- and here they are just dropping their guts.
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You couldn’t make it up. Bloody work has had a massive data breach and all our personal info is out there MEANWHILE we have to constantly do incrementally modified mandatory cybersec learning modules and log in 2 factor auth about 20 times a day
- and here they are just dropping their guts.
- and here they are just dropping their guts.
Possum been throwing things around again. Must say though i was chuffed to get a tiny poo on my car bumper that must be the baby possum. But they can lay off knocking my pot plants over.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Possum been throwing things around again. Must say though i was chuffed to get a tiny poo on my car bumper that must be the baby possum. But they can lay off knocking my pot plants over.
Curiously Amazon has blocked me from reviewing a product i purchased that sucked. PNY 32g drives set of 5. Slowest usb sticks i have ever attempted to use in my experience. Company should be ashamed they are selling them even tho they are only usb 2.0 they are so crippled they are almost unusable.
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Curiously Amazon has blocked me from reviewing a product i purchased that sucked. PNY 32g drives set of 5. Slowest usb sticks i have ever attempted to use in my experience. Company should be ashamed they are selling them even tho they are only usb 2.0 they are so crippled they are almost unusable.
Airbnb now requires CIA level verification
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Airbnb now requires CIA level verification
The thing about setting up a new laptop and the interminable endless reboots is that u know its fucking with you. Its making things harder for you, and worse, every restart. Its toying with you and wasting your soul.
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The thing about setting up a new laptop and the interminable endless reboots is that u know its fucking with you. Its making things harder for you, and worse, every restart. Its toying with you and wasting your soul.
The thing about investing, the biggest tip about it, is have extra money. Thats it. Simple!
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The thing about investing, the biggest tip about it, is have extra money. Thats it. Simple!