read my fic if this sounds entertaining to you archiveofourown.org/works/73649586

it's the one where he describes his own asshole. that's my number one favourite paragraph. its like the stupidest thing ive ever written (maybe apart from the offhand comment about tall bottoms lmao, that just sounds like a 'you' problem man)

i used to be the chosen one

i also still browse way too much shitty doujin though. im getting worse at dodging around bullets like neo

i kept thinking about that conversation in 3rd beat where they decide to use the carrot/stick approach and went from there but this is so much more simple and functional

the difference is that this is not enjoyable for me or for the projects. or for my computer's storage space

somebody HAS to have drawn him in one of these. with like the long nightcap and brass candle holder and everything