McWhiskeyD*ck
@catchyusername93.bsky.social
32, PA USA based. College graduate, inventor, and I'm just here to blow off some steam
Hope you're okay 🥺
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hope you're okay 🥺
So... did you do it? 😜
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So... did you do it? 😜
So pretty 🫠 it deserves to be kissed and worshipped
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So pretty 🫠 it deserves to be kissed and worshipped
Master Roshi Zippo for reference
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Master Roshi Zippo for reference
*not with her in particular, but someone willing to let me try 😌
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
*not with her in particular, but someone willing to let me try 😌
A study was done recently on spheres of compassion and it showed the right seem to only care about their close family. If an issue doesn't affect them directly, they don't care.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A study was done recently on spheres of compassion and it showed the right seem to only care about their close family. If an issue doesn't affect them directly, they don't care.
I love how woke has become a signal word for the psychopath assholes to let everyone know they lack human compassion. Watch the right trip over themselves to describe woke without sounding like a POS.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I love how woke has become a signal word for the psychopath assholes to let everyone know they lack human compassion. Watch the right trip over themselves to describe woke without sounding like a POS.
Zippo for reference
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Zippo for reference
I've had sex in a water park parking lot 🙃
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I've had sex in a water park parking lot 🙃
In my early 20's, I almost exclusively fucked in/on a car. It's a bit of a thrill ☺️
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
In my early 20's, I almost exclusively fucked in/on a car. It's a bit of a thrill ☺️
I don't think your cervix or womb know the difference... and I'm counting on it 😏
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don't think your cervix or womb know the difference... and I'm counting on it 😏
Fun fact, the clit can become engorged when aroused. I think that's what number 3 is talking about
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fun fact, the clit can become engorged when aroused. I think that's what number 3 is talking about
I'd love to be held like that right there 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'd love to be held like that right there 🫠
I've never introduced a woman to my mom 😅
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I've never introduced a woman to my mom 😅
My mom, she's my spawn point
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My mom, she's my spawn point
Yay! This 32 year old would, too ☺️
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yay! This 32 year old would, too ☺️
I actually had a condom fall off and didn't realize it until a little later... turns out, I packed it inside her 😂 it was pretty embarrassing, and we didn't hook up again.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I actually had a condom fall off and didn't realize it until a little later... turns out, I packed it inside her 😂 it was pretty embarrassing, and we didn't hook up again.
Oooo me next 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oooo me next 🫠
Rude. I'd hand you my STD panel (clean) right there, then shove it back in 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Rude. I'd hand you my STD panel (clean) right there, then shove it back in 🫠
Correction, Stitch was meowing at me because his food dish was empty 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Correction, Stitch was meowing at me because his food dish was empty 🤣
When do we get to see freshly fucked holes? 🥹
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When do we get to see freshly fucked holes? 🥹