Cates Holderness
@cates.bsky.social
managing editor @garbageday.email, prev at tumblr and buzzfeed. we both just lost The Game. 🌱 (she/her)
ALSO we have a 30-day free trial offer running until Thursday!!
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ALSO we have a 30-day free trial offer running until Thursday!!
Direct request from the kid to see him yes!
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Direct request from the kid to see him yes!
It was a cool shirt to be clear, no shade!! They were an awesome family!
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It was a cool shirt to be clear, no shade!! They were an awesome family!
Thank you so much for the interview!!
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thank you so much for the interview!!
Hoid is a sopping wet idiot possible war criminal perfect brilliant baby. He’s messy, he shows up at the worst times, he’s perfect
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hoid is a sopping wet idiot possible war criminal perfect brilliant baby. He’s messy, he shows up at the worst times, he’s perfect
I am the person that I am!!! Sometimes professional research scoping hooks me!
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I am the person that I am!!! Sometimes professional research scoping hooks me!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your loved ones as well!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your loved ones as well!!
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️
that was wildly charming, thank you!
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
that was wildly charming, thank you!
The internet is a beautiful place sometimes!
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The internet is a beautiful place sometimes!