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Do not embrace the Tonkinese, that was a misprint.
Your Honor, I 
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Your Honor, I 
Has the Trump regime already engineered a false-flag attack by those pesky "Domestic Terrorists" or did I read a chapter too far in the Nazi playbook? Anyway, how's that Democratic process gridlock coming along?
January 29, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Has the Trump regime already engineered a false-flag attack by those pesky "Domestic Terrorists" or did I read a chapter too far in the Nazi playbook? Anyway, how's that Democratic process gridlock coming along?
❤️🧡💛💚💙 public notice ❤️🧡💛💚💙
Trans baddies don’t owe androgyny, transition, or legibility to anyone. And if you don't pass, trespass.
Trans baddies don’t owe androgyny, transition, or legibility to anyone. And if you don't pass, trespass.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
❤️🧡💛💚💙 public notice ❤️🧡💛💚💙
Trans baddies don’t owe androgyny, transition, or legibility to anyone. And if you don't pass, trespass.
Trans baddies don’t owe androgyny, transition, or legibility to anyone. And if you don't pass, trespass.
I successfully managed to sit down and stay focused long enough to finish a book! Yes, it was a sticker book.
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I successfully managed to sit down and stay focused long enough to finish a book! Yes, it was a sticker book.
𓆏 never froget
January 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
𓆏 never froget
Everyone living on Indigenous land should honestly be paying taxes to their local tribes instead. Not sure how it’d work, but it makes more moral sense than whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the past 165 years. #ThoughtcrimeThursday
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Everyone living on Indigenous land should honestly be paying taxes to their local tribes instead. Not sure how it’d work, but it makes more moral sense than whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the past 165 years. #ThoughtcrimeThursday
A gruesome death is no longer the worst humanity has to offer. Death isn’t always the ultimate horror; sometimes what comes before it, or instead of it, is. Enjoy Arby's
oh wait wrong account
oh wait wrong account
January 22, 2026 at 8:57 PM
A gruesome death is no longer the worst humanity has to offer. Death isn’t always the ultimate horror; sometimes what comes before it, or instead of it, is. Enjoy Arby's
oh wait wrong account
oh wait wrong account
The Tulalip Casino is deeply unsettling.
A sea of machines, like copy-pasted assets, feeding on humans trapped in a loop of motion. Slowly digesting them. Behind the chimes and fog of dopamine hangs a veil, muffling the sounds of unseen construction workers. Hauntingly beautiful Backrooms type shit.
A sea of machines, like copy-pasted assets, feeding on humans trapped in a loop of motion. Slowly digesting them. Behind the chimes and fog of dopamine hangs a veil, muffling the sounds of unseen construction workers. Hauntingly beautiful Backrooms type shit.
January 22, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The Tulalip Casino is deeply unsettling.
A sea of machines, like copy-pasted assets, feeding on humans trapped in a loop of motion. Slowly digesting them. Behind the chimes and fog of dopamine hangs a veil, muffling the sounds of unseen construction workers. Hauntingly beautiful Backrooms type shit.
A sea of machines, like copy-pasted assets, feeding on humans trapped in a loop of motion. Slowly digesting them. Behind the chimes and fog of dopamine hangs a veil, muffling the sounds of unseen construction workers. Hauntingly beautiful Backrooms type shit.
Feelin' kinda cute so I peeled the sticker off my laptop camera... might replace it later (❛⩊❛ マ
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Feelin' kinda cute so I peeled the sticker off my laptop camera... might replace it later (❛⩊❛ マ
Years ago, while we were sitting in his parked car, my father randomly decided to demonstrate to me how to use a taser. It accidentally discharged sending wired prongs into the windshield, cracking it. No one was hurt but it was still shocking.
In his defense, he has since swapped to a stun baton.
In his defense, he has since swapped to a stun baton.
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Years ago, while we were sitting in his parked car, my father randomly decided to demonstrate to me how to use a taser. It accidentally discharged sending wired prongs into the windshield, cracking it. No one was hurt but it was still shocking.
In his defense, he has since swapped to a stun baton.
In his defense, he has since swapped to a stun baton.
Upgrade to an Aztec death whistle 😈 trust
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Upgrade to an Aztec death whistle 😈 trust
My neighbor’s outdoor security light keeps turning on repeatedly like they’re playing Five Nights at Freddy’s.
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 AM
My neighbor’s outdoor security light keeps turning on repeatedly like they’re playing Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Your political outlook is determined by whether you read a zine, a magazine, or a MAGAzine.
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Your political outlook is determined by whether you read a zine, a magazine, or a MAGAzine.
Too libbed up for Cabela’s, but still yeeyee enough to buy a blicky and pet the shameful taxidermy.
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Too libbed up for Cabela’s, but still yeeyee enough to buy a blicky and pet the shameful taxidermy.
Really enjoying this 3am panic attack orange juice. My sympathetic nervous system has activated fight-or-brunch mode.
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Really enjoying this 3am panic attack orange juice. My sympathetic nervous system has activated fight-or-brunch mode.
Candidly speaking, some people seem to dislike how arrogantly correct I always am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Candidly speaking, some people seem to dislike how arrogantly correct I always am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just fyi, this is my anxiety-relief whistle. I have asthma so I use it on occasion to regulate my breathing in stressful situations... Recording my surroundings helps me track how long my episodes last.
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
just fyi, this is my anxiety-relief whistle. I have asthma so I use it on occasion to regulate my breathing in stressful situations... Recording my surroundings helps me track how long my episodes last.
did you know that you can just bite people you don't like??!
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
did you know that you can just bite people you don't like??!
I don’t experience happiness, I occasionally stop being depressed long enough to build furniture and clean.
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I don’t experience happiness, I occasionally stop being depressed long enough to build furniture and clean.
these are my accessibility sweat pants
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
these are my accessibility sweat pants
Rhetoric is just persuasion, and I don’t care enough to change anyone’s broke-brain opinions. My only misstep was calling that vtuber a troll.. I forgot that being a vtuber, by definition, is as inauthentic as it gets and everyone already was aware
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Rhetoric is just persuasion, and I don’t care enough to change anyone’s broke-brain opinions. My only misstep was calling that vtuber a troll.. I forgot that being a vtuber, by definition, is as inauthentic as it gets and everyone already was aware
Arguing about how problematic Autistic Barbie is (and how it does nothing to improve accessibility) with a self-proclaimed Actual Autist™ who has accommodations, while I’m an undiagnosed autistic person without them, is absolute peak comedy
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Arguing about how problematic Autistic Barbie is (and how it does nothing to improve accessibility) with a self-proclaimed Actual Autist™ who has accommodations, while I’m an undiagnosed autistic person without them, is absolute peak comedy
All hail to thee
land of the free
after I get off work
land of the free
after I get off work
January 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
All hail to thee
land of the free
after I get off work
land of the free
after I get off work
Operation Metro Surge sounds like a dollar store energy drink that promises tactical focus but just gives you asshole cancer instead
January 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Operation Metro Surge sounds like a dollar store energy drink that promises tactical focus but just gives you asshole cancer instead
People don’t seem to grasp the absurdity of endorsing lawmakers who intrude on the private lives, healthcare, and free speech of trans and gay folks while simultaneously accusing those communities of pushing their lifestyle. lmao
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
People don’t seem to grasp the absurdity of endorsing lawmakers who intrude on the private lives, healthcare, and free speech of trans and gay folks while simultaneously accusing those communities of pushing their lifestyle. lmao