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He would just yell something about Manifest Destiny blah, blah, blah.
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
No one misses the 1/2 penny.
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I’ve got a U.S. Navy gravy from the 1940’s. Indestructible @ about a kilo.
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The attorneys general.
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You can also use your phone as a fly-on-the-wall. Leave your phone in the boss’s office after your year end review to hear your coworkers’ reviews.
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I can also not read the print on a tube of anything as shrinkflation takes hold for good.
December 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
AMERICAN TALIBAN
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Another girl's locker room for Trump and his Cabinet buddies to roam around in.
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s likely the entire news staff is in the editing room working on the next EK biopic. Look, these shows don’t assemble themselves.
December 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Candace who?
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
With your approval, I’d like her to start serving that sentence while she’s still alive.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM