Catfood King
@catfoodking.bsky.social
Sitting on piles of cat food just in case some shit goes down and there are hungry cats.
Haven’t tried, but if the sign is any indication this pizza is gonna really hit the spot.
I’m sure once I get brave enough to try it, I’ll come again and again
I’m sure once I get brave enough to try it, I’ll come again and again
February 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Haven’t tried, but if the sign is any indication this pizza is gonna really hit the spot.
I’m sure once I get brave enough to try it, I’ll come again and again
I’m sure once I get brave enough to try it, I’ll come again and again
I gotta say Vietnam was pretty great.
My father in law is so dissimilar from his family. He’s from a smaller agricultural area and it felt like Vietnamese Alabama. The way people spent their time, being food rich but money poor, the greenery, the whole deal.
My father in law is so dissimilar from his family. He’s from a smaller agricultural area and it felt like Vietnamese Alabama. The way people spent their time, being food rich but money poor, the greenery, the whole deal.
December 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I gotta say Vietnam was pretty great.
My father in law is so dissimilar from his family. He’s from a smaller agricultural area and it felt like Vietnamese Alabama. The way people spent their time, being food rich but money poor, the greenery, the whole deal.
My father in law is so dissimilar from his family. He’s from a smaller agricultural area and it felt like Vietnamese Alabama. The way people spent their time, being food rich but money poor, the greenery, the whole deal.
Im so pumped.
We are flying trans-pacific and are gonna get a couple hours of Xmas. We will get home just after midnight.
I get to hit her w the “I thought Christmas only comes once a year”. When she asks wtf I’m on about, Ill get to watch her eyes roll so hard as I explain the worst bond joke
We are flying trans-pacific and are gonna get a couple hours of Xmas. We will get home just after midnight.
I get to hit her w the “I thought Christmas only comes once a year”. When she asks wtf I’m on about, Ill get to watch her eyes roll so hard as I explain the worst bond joke
December 24, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Im so pumped.
We are flying trans-pacific and are gonna get a couple hours of Xmas. We will get home just after midnight.
I get to hit her w the “I thought Christmas only comes once a year”. When she asks wtf I’m on about, Ill get to watch her eyes roll so hard as I explain the worst bond joke
We are flying trans-pacific and are gonna get a couple hours of Xmas. We will get home just after midnight.
I get to hit her w the “I thought Christmas only comes once a year”. When she asks wtf I’m on about, Ill get to watch her eyes roll so hard as I explain the worst bond joke
Thinking of that “my executive, bread winning wife, me showing her the [blank] I want to buy” as another package of components comes in the mail for a project I’m slowly getting started on
December 6, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Thinking of that “my executive, bread winning wife, me showing her the [blank] I want to buy” as another package of components comes in the mail for a project I’m slowly getting started on
after hearing a healthcare ceo got merc’d, all I gotta say is: lol. Lmao
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 PM
after hearing a healthcare ceo got merc’d, all I gotta say is: lol. Lmao
lol wtf. My sister is getting divorced forced because her husband found out she’s been having an affair with my brother.
This is not a joke or a bit. Tbf, he’s not my blood brother nor were we raised together. Still, this is absolutely nuts.
Repost because I accidentally tagged a rando last time
This is not a joke or a bit. Tbf, he’s not my blood brother nor were we raised together. Still, this is absolutely nuts.
Repost because I accidentally tagged a rando last time
October 28, 2024 at 1:35 PM
lol wtf. My sister is getting divorced forced because her husband found out she’s been having an affair with my brother.
This is not a joke or a bit. Tbf, he’s not my blood brother nor were we raised together. Still, this is absolutely nuts.
Repost because I accidentally tagged a rando last time
This is not a joke or a bit. Tbf, he’s not my blood brother nor were we raised together. Still, this is absolutely nuts.
Repost because I accidentally tagged a rando last time
Woohoo Costco sells loosie milks now
October 11, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Woohoo Costco sells loosie milks now
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social the mochi tomatoes kick ass. The seeds are expensive but damn are they good. These will definitely be my go to cherry tomato
August 13, 2024 at 2:15 PM
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social the mochi tomatoes kick ass. The seeds are expensive but damn are they good. These will definitely be my go to cherry tomato
Millennial version of the baby shoes short story
July 31, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Millennial version of the baby shoes short story
AliExpress has gotten real fast on shipping. I remember when the shipping was a total crapshoot and shit would sometimes take literal months.
The app is gamified to hell now for no good reason. You can do all sorts of mini games to earn “coins” that supposedly have value but you can’t spend them?
The app is gamified to hell now for no good reason. You can do all sorts of mini games to earn “coins” that supposedly have value but you can’t spend them?
July 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
AliExpress has gotten real fast on shipping. I remember when the shipping was a total crapshoot and shit would sometimes take literal months.
The app is gamified to hell now for no good reason. You can do all sorts of mini games to earn “coins” that supposedly have value but you can’t spend them?
The app is gamified to hell now for no good reason. You can do all sorts of mini games to earn “coins” that supposedly have value but you can’t spend them?
Update: doing much better today.
I’m close to normal but it’s been a slow start. I’m only now getting started. I might actually get a bit of work done today but I’ll defer most of the more demanding physical labor until tomorrow.
I’m close to normal but it’s been a slow start. I’m only now getting started. I might actually get a bit of work done today but I’ll defer most of the more demanding physical labor until tomorrow.
lol I’m such a fucking idiot. I accidentally dosed myself w a fucking fat dose of ecstasy this afternoon
July 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Update: doing much better today.
I’m close to normal but it’s been a slow start. I’m only now getting started. I might actually get a bit of work done today but I’ll defer most of the more demanding physical labor until tomorrow.
I’m close to normal but it’s been a slow start. I’m only now getting started. I might actually get a bit of work done today but I’ll defer most of the more demanding physical labor until tomorrow.
lol I’m such a fucking idiot. I accidentally dosed myself w a fucking fat dose of ecstasy this afternoon
July 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM
lol I’m such a fucking idiot. I accidentally dosed myself w a fucking fat dose of ecstasy this afternoon
This ingrown toenail surgery has been significantly less painful compared to the first one I had done.
Much MUCH less painful than when I did it myself to the other side of that first toe.
Much MUCH less painful than when I did it myself to the other side of that first toe.
July 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
This ingrown toenail surgery has been significantly less painful compared to the first one I had done.
Much MUCH less painful than when I did it myself to the other side of that first toe.
Much MUCH less painful than when I did it myself to the other side of that first toe.
My buddy was working on his plumbing trying to figure out what was wrong.
No surprise nothing was flowing
No surprise nothing was flowing
July 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
My buddy was working on his plumbing trying to figure out what was wrong.
No surprise nothing was flowing
No surprise nothing was flowing
Me to the fern and moss thriving in the one corner of the yard that is always cool and dark:
“What’s up, my niches?”
“What’s up, my niches?”
July 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Me to the fern and moss thriving in the one corner of the yard that is always cool and dark:
“What’s up, my niches?”
“What’s up, my niches?”
Getting >a quart of blueberries a day off just one of my bushes. I have 3 others (smaller) that ripen at different times.
Blackberries are coming in. Still getting strawberries too.
I love this time of year.
Blackberries are coming in. Still getting strawberries too.
I love this time of year.
June 26, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Getting >a quart of blueberries a day off just one of my bushes. I have 3 others (smaller) that ripen at different times.
Blackberries are coming in. Still getting strawberries too.
I love this time of year.
Blackberries are coming in. Still getting strawberries too.
I love this time of year.
Crowbro update: Crowbro used to come by with a timid friend. I haven’t seen the friend for ~a week now. He’s also been *much* hungrier than usual.
That was probably his mate & he is bringing her food because they have eggs!
Mr and Mrs Crowbro are gonna be parents! I’m so excited for them 🥰
That was probably his mate & he is bringing her food because they have eggs!
Mr and Mrs Crowbro are gonna be parents! I’m so excited for them 🥰
June 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Crowbro update: Crowbro used to come by with a timid friend. I haven’t seen the friend for ~a week now. He’s also been *much* hungrier than usual.
That was probably his mate & he is bringing her food because they have eggs!
Mr and Mrs Crowbro are gonna be parents! I’m so excited for them 🥰
That was probably his mate & he is bringing her food because they have eggs!
Mr and Mrs Crowbro are gonna be parents! I’m so excited for them 🥰
Crowbro update: Yesterday I was transplanting some plants in the front and had a whole line of pots by the curb.
He watched from the lamp post for a bit then flew down (~6ft away) and inspected each of the pots then followed me to the back for a snack.
He doesn’t spook when I get up and move now
He watched from the lamp post for a bit then flew down (~6ft away) and inspected each of the pots then followed me to the back for a snack.
He doesn’t spook when I get up and move now
June 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Crowbro update: Yesterday I was transplanting some plants in the front and had a whole line of pots by the curb.
He watched from the lamp post for a bit then flew down (~6ft away) and inspected each of the pots then followed me to the back for a snack.
He doesn’t spook when I get up and move now
He watched from the lamp post for a bit then flew down (~6ft away) and inspected each of the pots then followed me to the back for a snack.
He doesn’t spook when I get up and move now
Update: my new hose came in the mail. It rocks.
I unboxed it on video chat w some yard guys who whooped and gassed me up real good. One screen capped it because he said he rarely sees me smile like that
I unboxed it on video chat w some yard guys who whooped and gassed me up real good. One screen capped it because he said he rarely sees me smile like that
I’m down 3 hoses in 4 years. I’m so done with this shit. I do not care if it’s ripoff expensive I am just done with this shit
June 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Update: my new hose came in the mail. It rocks.
I unboxed it on video chat w some yard guys who whooped and gassed me up real good. One screen capped it because he said he rarely sees me smile like that
I unboxed it on video chat w some yard guys who whooped and gassed me up real good. One screen capped it because he said he rarely sees me smile like that
Perk of befriending the crows: they happily eat dead mice!
No more trips to Home Depot to chuck dead ones in their trash for me
No more trips to Home Depot to chuck dead ones in their trash for me
June 17, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Perk of befriending the crows: they happily eat dead mice!
No more trips to Home Depot to chuck dead ones in their trash for me
No more trips to Home Depot to chuck dead ones in their trash for me
I’m down 3 hoses in 4 years. I’m so done with this shit. I do not care if it’s ripoff expensive I am just done with this shit
June 8, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I’m down 3 hoses in 4 years. I’m so done with this shit. I do not care if it’s ripoff expensive I am just done with this shit
My dumbest family member (~my age) recently insisted on coming up with a family safe word / call & response phrase after she almost fell for a scam
"scamming old people" is basically the primary successful use case of every new technological advancement these days
May 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
My dumbest family member (~my age) recently insisted on coming up with a family safe word / call & response phrase after she almost fell for a scam
@machete.gay hey do you have the modelo challenge video downloaded somewhere?
I accidentally deleted mine during a media folder cleanup (cut and paste fail)
I accidentally deleted mine during a media folder cleanup (cut and paste fail)
May 21, 2024 at 3:41 PM
@machete.gay hey do you have the modelo challenge video downloaded somewhere?
I accidentally deleted mine during a media folder cleanup (cut and paste fail)
I accidentally deleted mine during a media folder cleanup (cut and paste fail)
I don’t know what is wrong at the cat food factory but sometimes I get some that the cats *will NOT touch*
One of these cats is the hungriest boy alive. He has no shame and will eat the other cat’s barf even.
I trust his judgement.
This is why I only get the flavor combo packs now
One of these cats is the hungriest boy alive. He has no shame and will eat the other cat’s barf even.
I trust his judgement.
This is why I only get the flavor combo packs now
May 21, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I don’t know what is wrong at the cat food factory but sometimes I get some that the cats *will NOT touch*
One of these cats is the hungriest boy alive. He has no shame and will eat the other cat’s barf even.
I trust his judgement.
This is why I only get the flavor combo packs now
One of these cats is the hungriest boy alive. He has no shame and will eat the other cat’s barf even.
I trust his judgement.
This is why I only get the flavor combo packs now