Catherine Mae
@catherinemae19.bsky.social
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Catherine Mae
@catherinemae19.bsky.social
· Jan 18
There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is definitely a ‘you’ in useless.
I would like my future to be bubble cars and daisies. Not family cars designed like wannabe assault vehicles.
September 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I would like my future to be bubble cars and daisies. Not family cars designed like wannabe assault vehicles.
Every woman of a certain age should have a meno-posse.
March 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Every woman of a certain age should have a meno-posse.
Getting ready to go out, he puts on his favourite (ancient) shirt.
Me: You are not Elizabeth Hurley.
Him: ?
Me: You can’t pull off formal wear held together by safety pins.
Me: You are not Elizabeth Hurley.
Him: ?
Me: You can’t pull off formal wear held together by safety pins.
March 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Getting ready to go out, he puts on his favourite (ancient) shirt.
Me: You are not Elizabeth Hurley.
Him: ?
Me: You can’t pull off formal wear held together by safety pins.
Me: You are not Elizabeth Hurley.
Him: ?
Me: You can’t pull off formal wear held together by safety pins.
Plot twist - she gets prettier when she puts her glasses on. You’re welcome Hollywood.
February 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Plot twist - she gets prettier when she puts her glasses on. You’re welcome Hollywood.
The X Files, but with cartoon lizards named Mully and Sculder.
February 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The X Files, but with cartoon lizards named Mully and Sculder.
I am getting good at relaxing anxiously.
February 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I am getting good at relaxing anxiously.
Every morning I wake up with a hearty ‘what fresh hell is this’?
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Every morning I wake up with a hearty ‘what fresh hell is this’?
My pancakes turned out gelatinous. And how’s your day going?
February 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My pancakes turned out gelatinous. And how’s your day going?
A caretaker position on a remote, possibly haunted island that may or may not house a serial killer, is starting to sound quite appealing.
February 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A caretaker position on a remote, possibly haunted island that may or may not house a serial killer, is starting to sound quite appealing.
I think things that shouldn’t make noise should stop making noise. This message is brought to you by my existential dread.
January 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I think things that shouldn’t make noise should stop making noise. This message is brought to you by my existential dread.
My superpower is being underestimated after a single glance.
January 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My superpower is being underestimated after a single glance.
I have apparently watched all the things. All my streamers are suggesting shows I have already seen.
January 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I have apparently watched all the things. All my streamers are suggesting shows I have already seen.
If the TV is on and everyone is on a device, does that make the TV a radio?
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If the TV is on and everyone is on a device, does that make the TV a radio?
It’s an escape room, but the goal is to stay inside as long as possible and eat cake.
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s an escape room, but the goal is to stay inside as long as possible and eat cake.
Looking for a wine that pairs well with the collapse of society.
January 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Looking for a wine that pairs well with the collapse of society.
There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is definitely a ‘you’ in useless.
January 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is definitely a ‘you’ in useless.
Point: Feel gross, need to stop eating crap
Counterpoint: Mmmmmm chips
Counterpoint: Mmmmmm chips
December 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Point: Feel gross, need to stop eating crap
Counterpoint: Mmmmmm chips
Counterpoint: Mmmmmm chips
Since this is a safe space.
I watched Hot Frosty and am terrified of what it is going to do to my algorithm.
I watched Hot Frosty and am terrified of what it is going to do to my algorithm.
December 24, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Since this is a safe space.
I watched Hot Frosty and am terrified of what it is going to do to my algorithm.
I watched Hot Frosty and am terrified of what it is going to do to my algorithm.
It is nap weather. I shall act accordingly.
December 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
It is nap weather. I shall act accordingly.
The disaster movie I’m watching has too much plot and not enough frantic running.
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The disaster movie I’m watching has too much plot and not enough frantic running.
My sister has a device in her shower that measures (judges) how much energy & water you use. Too much, and the cartoon polar bear drowns. Dear reader, I think you know what happened next.
December 9, 2024 at 9:38 PM
My sister has a device in her shower that measures (judges) how much energy & water you use. Too much, and the cartoon polar bear drowns. Dear reader, I think you know what happened next.
In case you were wondering, the 27th anniversary gift is a WhatsApp message.
December 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
In case you were wondering, the 27th anniversary gift is a WhatsApp message.
A double double and a bunny hug. It’s a Canadian heritage minute.
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
A double double and a bunny hug. It’s a Canadian heritage minute.
It was one sick puppy who put fish burgers on the menu at the aquarium.
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
It was one sick puppy who put fish burgers on the menu at the aquarium.
Neighbour: Where are you off to?
Me: I’m going to buy a baby hippo.
Mouth before brain always.
Me: I’m going to buy a baby hippo.
Mouth before brain always.
December 1, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Neighbour: Where are you off to?
Me: I’m going to buy a baby hippo.
Mouth before brain always.
Me: I’m going to buy a baby hippo.
Mouth before brain always.