I just came across this today and agree with every word. I've been so disappointed, though unsurprised, by the lack of university admin and faculty responses. Thank you so much for writing this!

Thanks!

Good script

Hello! I studied within-family dynamics of California mice for my dissertation but think all animals are awesome! Except mosquitoes. They love me too much. Here's my Google Scholar!
scholar.google.com/citations?us...

I'm also searching for postdocs and jobs related to applications of animal behavior research in conservation, management, and/or welfare or in SciComm/informal education. DM me if you know of anything!