I’m jealous of the alternate universe version of me who gets to live in the world where Donald Trump is a permanent judge on drag race rather than a political figure
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m jealous of the alternate universe version of me who gets to live in the world where Donald Trump is a permanent judge on drag race rather than a political figure
Carly Rae jepsen summer !!!
July 17, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Carly Rae jepsen summer !!!
Not me letting it linger!
July 13, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Not me letting it linger!
The loop in Chicago is basically like “what if there were no super great options for lunch”
July 12, 2023 at 4:43 PM
The loop in Chicago is basically like “what if there were no super great options for lunch”
Fighting for my life in the office today (sleepy)
July 12, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Fighting for my life in the office today (sleepy)
Uber driver asked what perfume I’m wearing and she told me I’m so funny no one is having a better day than I am
July 8, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Uber driver asked what perfume I’m wearing and she told me I’m so funny no one is having a better day than I am
Long Island iced tea is the drink of the summer
July 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Long Island iced tea is the drink of the summer
Crazy how your feet are designed to walk on and then if you walk on them too much they just get blisters
July 7, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Crazy how your feet are designed to walk on and then if you walk on them too much they just get blisters
Starbucks egg bites are the bread of life
July 6, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Starbucks egg bites are the bread of life
Do you guys think animals have names for each other
July 6, 2023 at 3:33 PM
Do you guys think animals have names for each other
Ok the fact that I get to be on stage at THE second city tonight for the first time is literally mid boggling I’ve dreamed of this forever and now I’m just like…doing it ¿
July 6, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Ok the fact that I get to be on stage at THE second city tonight for the first time is literally mid boggling I’ve dreamed of this forever and now I’m just like…doing it ¿
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im building a community of girls who have cried while listening to lucy dacus’s i don’t wanna be funny anymore
July 6, 2023 at 1:17 PM
im building a community of girls who have cried while listening to lucy dacus’s i don’t wanna be funny anymore
Too much by Carly Rae jepsen is just liability by lorde for girls on Prozac
July 4, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Too much by Carly Rae jepsen is just liability by lorde for girls on Prozac
You’ll all be thrilled to hear that my mom learned “the cuban shuffle” at a wedding last night
July 2, 2023 at 5:38 PM
You’ll all be thrilled to hear that my mom learned “the cuban shuffle” at a wedding last night
New name idea for Pap smears: gooch ganders
June 30, 2023 at 5:46 PM
New name idea for Pap smears: gooch ganders
Dear god Kentucky is humid
June 30, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Dear god Kentucky is humid
I only skeet for Lydia and Jess
June 29, 2023 at 3:45 AM
I only skeet for Lydia and Jess
I used to have a crush on 1-4 people literally at all times and now I have a crush on just one person for the first time in like 4 years and I remember this being more fun and less 🥴🫥😵💫🫨🫠 ya know
June 29, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I used to have a crush on 1-4 people literally at all times and now I have a crush on just one person for the first time in like 4 years and I remember this being more fun and less 🥴🫥😵💫🫨🫠 ya know
If you’re one of those people who constantly thinks “why did I say that, why was I being so weird” something that helps is to think “would Drew Barrymore feel embarrassed about having done that?” And the answer is always no, so you shouldn’t be either
June 27, 2023 at 8:10 PM
If you’re one of those people who constantly thinks “why did I say that, why was I being so weird” something that helps is to think “would Drew Barrymore feel embarrassed about having done that?” And the answer is always no, so you shouldn’t be either
Original berf of chicagoland
June 27, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Original berf of chicagoland
I wish that when you had a crush on someone, someone would take you out back and shoot you
June 27, 2023 at 1:22 AM
I wish that when you had a crush on someone, someone would take you out back and shoot you
At an airport chilis 2 beers in and watching competitive dog frisbee
June 27, 2023 at 12:15 AM
At an airport chilis 2 beers in and watching competitive dog frisbee