Cat Hoskins
@cathoskins.bsky.social
Librarian, cat lady, amateur genealogist, professional farm dog out-pedaler.
97F and a 20mph wind. My dogs were out in the yard for less than 5 minutes and said fuck this. Meanwhile, you're dragging your poor dog around the neighborhood while you waddle along behind her at the speed of smell. I sincerely hope that you do another treadmill faceplant soon.
June 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
97F and a 20mph wind. My dogs were out in the yard for less than 5 minutes and said fuck this. Meanwhile, you're dragging your poor dog around the neighborhood while you waddle along behind her at the speed of smell. I sincerely hope that you do another treadmill faceplant soon.
Cold brew coffee is no longer working. I need to shove a hay hook into an irrigation pivot control box.
June 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Cold brew coffee is no longer working. I need to shove a hay hook into an irrigation pivot control box.
I wonder when your poor girlfriend is going to wake up and realize that she's been working 14 hours a day to support a 60-year-old man baby who refuses to get a job, and kicks your ass to the curb.
June 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I wonder when your poor girlfriend is going to wake up and realize that she's been working 14 hours a day to support a 60-year-old man baby who refuses to get a job, and kicks your ass to the curb.
They had to hire two people to do my job, and one of them didn't even last a day. *insert shocked face*
June 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They had to hire two people to do my job, and one of them didn't even last a day. *insert shocked face*
My current hyper-fixation? Jelly roll rugs. I'm about to bust out my 1904 Singer treadle machine. I should probably start with a placemat.
May 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My current hyper-fixation? Jelly roll rugs. I'm about to bust out my 1904 Singer treadle machine. I should probably start with a placemat.
If I was such a terrible employee and supposedly abandoned my position, why does my last paycheck have a bonus added to it?
May 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If I was such a terrible employee and supposedly abandoned my position, why does my last paycheck have a bonus added to it?
This coffee tastes like everything in this house is getting thrown away today.
May 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This coffee tastes like everything in this house is getting thrown away today.
Do yourself a favor. Go get a 90+ yr old friend. Miss T and I spent all day together yesterday, and it was glorious. I drove her all over town to the optometrist, Walmart, Arby's for lunch, and to the cemetery where we put flowers on her husband's grave. We've got another date scheduled next week.
May 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Do yourself a favor. Go get a 90+ yr old friend. Miss T and I spent all day together yesterday, and it was glorious. I drove her all over town to the optometrist, Walmart, Arby's for lunch, and to the cemetery where we put flowers on her husband's grave. We've got another date scheduled next week.
We've come a long way together from Baker, Montana, my old friend. I'll miss you.
May 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We've come a long way together from Baker, Montana, my old friend. I'll miss you.
Inspired by my friend and her recent battle with the County Tourism board, I want to take a Spite Tour of Nebraska's libraries...
May 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Inspired by my friend and her recent battle with the County Tourism board, I want to take a Spite Tour of Nebraska's libraries...
The only farmer in the entire Panhandle who doesn't own a piece of hay string to tie his shit down to the trailer before getting on the highway. Apparently, we're trying to recreate Final Destination with gated irrigation pipe instead of logs.
May 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The only farmer in the entire Panhandle who doesn't own a piece of hay string to tie his shit down to the trailer before getting on the highway. Apparently, we're trying to recreate Final Destination with gated irrigation pipe instead of logs.
I was going to do some yard work today, but I think I'd rather sit here at my desk drinking coffee and watching my neighbor attempt to change a semi truck tire with a household toolbox and the tiny pancake air compressor that I loaned them last year to air up bicycle tires and never got back.
May 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I was going to do some yard work today, but I think I'd rather sit here at my desk drinking coffee and watching my neighbor attempt to change a semi truck tire with a household toolbox and the tiny pancake air compressor that I loaned them last year to air up bicycle tires and never got back.
Being hypermobile and able to do cool shit like the splits is all fun and games until your thumb bends backward and touches your wrist. I'll be here in my jerry-rigged brace, typing one-handed, for the next week or so...
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Being hypermobile and able to do cool shit like the splits is all fun and games until your thumb bends backward and touches your wrist. I'll be here in my jerry-rigged brace, typing one-handed, for the next week or so...
Your mouse infested half assed excuse for a library was the laughing stock of the entire state library system. With one more car load of my shit, I'm finally free of you do nothing bitches forever. Tomorrow, I'm going to go ride my bike for the first time in over a year. I can't wait.
April 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Your mouse infested half assed excuse for a library was the laughing stock of the entire state library system. With one more car load of my shit, I'm finally free of you do nothing bitches forever. Tomorrow, I'm going to go ride my bike for the first time in over a year. I can't wait.
Hard at work supervising the Tuesday Morning Liars Club to make sure that they don't run out of coffee...
April 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hard at work supervising the Tuesday Morning Liars Club to make sure that they don't run out of coffee...
Reposted by Cat Hoskins
if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then making my enemies hate each other is the key to lasting peace
April 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then making my enemies hate each other is the key to lasting peace
Nearly quit last Thursday when they tried to ambush me over a stupid FB post, and it ended in a screaming match. I might succeed today.
April 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nearly quit last Thursday when they tried to ambush me over a stupid FB post, and it ended in a screaming match. I might succeed today.
*enters the room with the energy of a housecat*
"Is there anything that I can eat or fuck up in here? No? Well, you're lucky to have me."
"Is there anything that I can eat or fuck up in here? No? Well, you're lucky to have me."
April 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
*enters the room with the energy of a housecat*
"Is there anything that I can eat or fuck up in here? No? Well, you're lucky to have me."
"Is there anything that I can eat or fuck up in here? No? Well, you're lucky to have me."