Was so firmly locked into my Shower Thoughts today that I opened my eyes directly into the stream of water

Every single ranch is absolutely disgusting except for whatever was used in my high school cafeteria, which was delicious. Am i a ranch connoisseur or do i actually hate ranch?

I think people with bad usernames should be made fun of more often. In a loving way like when you “ask” someone if their shirt is on inside out.

1 block= 1 orgasm