Cat Pretending Human
@catpretendinghuman.bsky.social
Cat that pretends to human bean. 🇨🇦
I made an espresso Martini with nespresso. Its very caffeinated
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I made an espresso Martini with nespresso. Its very caffeinated
New phone :3 really like the Pixel 7 Pro, it's a nice piece of hardware.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
New phone :3 really like the Pixel 7 Pro, it's a nice piece of hardware.
French connection but actually good.
1 1/2 oz Cognac
1/2 oz sweet amaretto
1/2 oz lemon juice
Egg white
Dry shake, add ice
Strain in a coupe filled with rocks ice
One dash bitter on top, swirl
Add mint and lemon peel.
It's delicious, believe me :)
1 1/2 oz Cognac
1/2 oz sweet amaretto
1/2 oz lemon juice
Egg white
Dry shake, add ice
Strain in a coupe filled with rocks ice
One dash bitter on top, swirl
Add mint and lemon peel.
It's delicious, believe me :)
August 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
French connection but actually good.
1 1/2 oz Cognac
1/2 oz sweet amaretto
1/2 oz lemon juice
Egg white
Dry shake, add ice
Strain in a coupe filled with rocks ice
One dash bitter on top, swirl
Add mint and lemon peel.
It's delicious, believe me :)
1 1/2 oz Cognac
1/2 oz sweet amaretto
1/2 oz lemon juice
Egg white
Dry shake, add ice
Strain in a coupe filled with rocks ice
One dash bitter on top, swirl
Add mint and lemon peel.
It's delicious, believe me :)
Not even freebies can make the epic games store worth using to me
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Not even freebies can make the epic games store worth using to me
Long time no post homophobia stinks
June 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Long time no post homophobia stinks
Thinking about Evangelion and how gloomy it gets by the end. The end of evangelion was basically a perfect ending, the entire world's fucked and you've got adam and eve left but adam and eve are child soldiers and insane monsters. Just like real life!
May 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Thinking about Evangelion and how gloomy it gets by the end. The end of evangelion was basically a perfect ending, the entire world's fucked and you've got adam and eve left but adam and eve are child soldiers and insane monsters. Just like real life!
I love my friends :3
May 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I love my friends :3
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me whenever I see boobies
May 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
me whenever I see boobies
#Disgaea 3 on the Vita isnt all that much better than the PS3 version. The graphics are marginally worse and blurrier, the cutscenes feature weird transitional frames that the OG's VN style cutscenes didnt have. It has more content but no PS3 online functionality.
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
#Disgaea 3 on the Vita isnt all that much better than the PS3 version. The graphics are marginally worse and blurrier, the cutscenes feature weird transitional frames that the OG's VN style cutscenes didnt have. It has more content but no PS3 online functionality.
the oblivion remake is so fucking good
April 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the oblivion remake is so fucking good
Why is it snowing again wtf :(
April 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Why is it snowing again wtf :(
Can't stand online americans saying shit like "Canada is dying". Your country is fast devolving into an autocracy, leave us tf alone and mind your own business
April 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Can't stand online americans saying shit like "Canada is dying". Your country is fast devolving into an autocracy, leave us tf alone and mind your own business
She's literally me wtf
April 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
She's literally me wtf
People who complain about video game spiders make me wonder what they do in their apartment when a spider inevitably crawls in.
Me? I vaccum it. She turns into a spider milkshake, I turn into a torturer. Everyone wins!
Me? I vaccum it. She turns into a spider milkshake, I turn into a torturer. Everyone wins!
April 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
People who complain about video game spiders make me wonder what they do in their apartment when a spider inevitably crawls in.
Me? I vaccum it. She turns into a spider milkshake, I turn into a torturer. Everyone wins!
Me? I vaccum it. She turns into a spider milkshake, I turn into a torturer. Everyone wins!
Peeps keep talking about search engines being shittified. It's true. Can't even find the emulation general wiki on google anymore.
Imma post it here instead, frick you goog
Imma post it here instead, frick you goog
Emulation General Wiki
emulation.gametechwiki.com
April 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Peeps keep talking about search engines being shittified. It's true. Can't even find the emulation general wiki on google anymore.
Imma post it here instead, frick you goog
Imma post it here instead, frick you goog
I love G and T :3
April 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I love G and T :3
I feel inZOI looks like those 2010s animated porn banner ads for games like Second Life. It's like super realistic but looks off at the same time.
April 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I feel inZOI looks like those 2010s animated porn banner ads for games like Second Life. It's like super realistic but looks off at the same time.
Was trying to figure out if I am the only one who feels inZOI looks uncanny as hell and I found a weird hyperspecific gripe some online weirdos have against TAA. Even got a subreddit about it.
They're all PC gamers. Just... turn that shit off you fuckign losers.
They're all PC gamers. Just... turn that shit off you fuckign losers.
April 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Was trying to figure out if I am the only one who feels inZOI looks uncanny as hell and I found a weird hyperspecific gripe some online weirdos have against TAA. Even got a subreddit about it.
They're all PC gamers. Just... turn that shit off you fuckign losers.
They're all PC gamers. Just... turn that shit off you fuckign losers.
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I made slop. Ais are usually trained and good art. I thought the only way to make them properly useless is to teach them to draw like drunk 5yos
April 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I made slop. Ais are usually trained and good art. I thought the only way to make them properly useless is to teach them to draw like drunk 5yos
Skald Against the Black Priory is the best game I ever played
April 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Skald Against the Black Priory is the best game I ever played
Would be cool to have @protocol youtube
April 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Would be cool to have @protocol youtube
It's really cynical to use an active warzone as a means to scam people. Pretend palestinians with gofundmes on bluesky are an epidemic and it sucks.
April 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's really cynical to use an active warzone as a means to scam people. Pretend palestinians with gofundmes on bluesky are an epidemic and it sucks.
I wish people stopped interacting with toxicity online. If some weirdo is drive by bullying you for whatever reason, just block them and move on. E-vigilantism doesn't result in any good besides making everyone involved look like major tools, sorry
March 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I wish people stopped interacting with toxicity online. If some weirdo is drive by bullying you for whatever reason, just block them and move on. E-vigilantism doesn't result in any good besides making everyone involved look like major tools, sorry