every time I watch children do Theater or Singing or Dancing my face is literally like this for the entire show except I genuinely am so proud of them and think they’re perfect and have hope for the future watching them showcase their mediocre talents

even if your whole thing~ is getting undocumented people out of the country, supporting this administration now means you support causing lifelong trauma in children. That’s what you’re voting for #ICEout

jfc, the raw milk psychos are gonna start the next pandemic aren’t they

you think you’re being so stealth about where you cry at work and then suddenly someone has been standing behind a door in the break room

big things happening in the Chicago drag scene

about to be soooo over for you hoes

“As a profession, I mean.” is sending me into the fucking stratosphere

watching #Conclave and I can’t help but think this process would go a lot faster if before each vote they had a round table hosted by Alan Cumming in a sequined kilt

today at work a person I registered as a Child walked in and asked for “someone in Human Resources or whoever covers benefits” and I gave him a business card with a number to the corporate office and he said he’d be in touch

complete missed opportunity to use “such sweet Sbarrow.” disappointing; we used to be a country

apologies if you met me in my Boujee Strut Rap phase #spotifywrapped