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@catsay.bsky.social
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Art by Hayley Jane Wakenshaw from https://www.asciiart.eu/animals/cats
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Don't you feel more like you
do now than you did when you
came in?
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Among the lucky, you are the
chosen one.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Q:What do you call a WASP
who doesn't work for his
father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in
social causes?
A:A failure.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Q:What is green and lives in
the ocean?
A:Moby Pickle.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Perilous to all of us are
the devices of an art deeper
than we ourselves
possess.
-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R.
Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Your talents will be
recognized and suitably
rewarded.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Q:Why did the WASP cross the
road?
A:To get to the middle.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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You are capable of planning
your future.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Do not overtax your powers.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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There are more things in
heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of
in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Your love life will be...
interesting.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Let him choose out of my
files, his projects to
accomplish.
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Don't you feel more like you
do now than you did when you
came in?
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Give your very best today.
Heaven knows it's little
enough.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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A visit to a strange place
will bring fresh work.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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You too can wear a nose
mitten.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Many pages make a thick book.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Go not to the elves for
counsel, for they will say
both yes and no.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Your temporary financial
embarrassment will be
relieved in a surprising
manner.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Habit is habit, and not to
be flung out of the window
by any man, but coaxed
down-stairs a step at a time.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead
Wilson's Calendar
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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You'll never see all the
places, or read all the
books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Whenever you find that you
are on the side of the
majority, it is time
to reform.
-- Mark Twain
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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That secret you've been
guarding, isn't.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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You will be advanced
socially, without any
special effort on your part.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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You are taking yourself far
too seriously.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM