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Lan・らん 🐱

@catstongue.bsky.social

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she/her 🧡 日本語一応OKだけどまだ勉強中です 🖤 成人済み（20↑） 🤍 双璧 ferdibert enjoyer 💎💎 langue_de_chat on ao3! 🩷

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · Jul 12

re convos abt what if ferdinand treated him like a giiiiiirl archiveofourown.org/works/67420759 ENJOY!!!!

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Yaki @yakiannko.bsky.social · 2h

ヒューフェル

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 4h

I did my maths a levels 9 years ago I'm almost there 🙌🙌🙌🙌 woohoo

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 6h

new member in my dept watching me do excel: in school were u really good at maths? 😊 (compliment)
me: (perhaps too honest) no i have nightmares about my maths a levels to this day (my last one was last night) that's why i make excel do my maths

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 21h

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Blue 🐦💙 @smolowl.bsky.social · 21h

Wip Wednesday as determined by Lan

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 22h

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 22h

wip wednesday

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

heartwarming: my manager who I've never met says we need to log every task we do, so i make sure mine takes anywhere from 3~10 times longer than it actually does

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

anytime x and yes here is twitter to me as well LOL

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

my tummy hurts and people keep going on calls which is distracting me from writing fanfic on my phone while at work. this is hell

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

many thanks to billionaire swift and her carbon emissions for reminding me to listen to brat for the first time in a while

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

maybe it's just so confusing sometimes to be a girl

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

🤣🤣🤣 if anyone could do it it's you xxx

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

(said w much lightheartedness) IDGAF ABT ANKLES!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

oh no.... lovinging handdrawn boobies.... what a travesty.... someone bring me a 18th century chaise longue to collapse into in despair....... (fanning myself with my big ornate fan while peeping through it like) 🫣

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

20 mins long but it was interesting to me 😁 youtu.be/TElWjeFmtl4?...

X the Ancient Japanese Art of Y: The Mobilization of Linguistic Fantasies in Self-Help Books

YouTube video by Scripting Japan

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 3d

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 3d

even just a digital ver I would have so much fun colouring it in on my ancient iPad

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 3d

(respectfully) PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 3d

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 4d

Kinktober 4

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 4d

i know i don't have a chance but i can't live thinking about what ifs. I'm sliding into Hubert's DMs

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 4d

thank u.... I did it....

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 4d

going to emerge from my cocoon (warm bed) to don my armour (clothes that aren't pyjamas) and bravely go to the supermarket (5 min walk) to embark on a quest (buy food)

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 4d

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