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phantomdoodler.bsky.social
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@phantomdoodler.bsky.social
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30-something demi chick who draws dicks. No wank, just wanking.
Also known as p_doodler and p_lewdler
日本語を鍛えたいから、会話練習させてくれ
Magyarul is probálok tanulni.
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pradaldi.bsky.social
358 806 signatures for the full suspension of the EU-Israel association, more than 1/3 of what is needed and 4 of the 7 countries needed over 100%.
tinyurl.com/mv8fzdhu

☑️Belgium 103%
☑️Finland 100.5%
☑️France 296%
Ireland 58.7%
Italy 79.8%
Netherlands 31%
Poland 51.4%
☑️Spain 111.9%
Sweden 81.6%
Number of signatures per country
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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desire.gunmetolymp.us
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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phantomdoodler.bsky.social
the WIP stage I like to call "maybe color makes it look worse, actually"
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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sorbriquette.bsky.social
Obsessed with Hubert being scooped up because he is so scoopable.
Like practically he is very tall and would be awkward to carry, which would only add to his mortification, thus making him more scoopable.
Ferdinand should scoop him
Edelgard should scoop him
Even Caspar should scoop him

Scoop him!!!
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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thedarkivist.bsky.social
I wrote so many ferbies fic you could use them to make a dating sim in which you just date different versions of Hubert

will you get the secret romantic? the asshole that would move heavens for you? whatever Hubert in Rituals has going on?
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
the WIP stage I like to call "maybe color makes it look worse, actually"
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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thedarkivist.bsky.social
never send Hubert a love letter no. 4686465
Hubert wished he'd act like it then and dismiss himself through the nearest window, but held his tongue, and put the envelope back into his pocket. Lady Edelgard had always been more patient than Aegir deserved. When he did leave - through a door, unfortunately - Her Majesty turned to him. She didn't look angry, just vaguely irritated. His eyes flicked to the still open window. "Hubert, was this necessary?" A beat. He cleared his throat. "Ferdinand was out of line." "Yet you went out of your way to provoke him further. We've talked about this." She pressed her fingers against her temples and a wrinkle appeared between her eyebrows. "If you two must fight, then at the very least don't involve other people in it." Then she dropped her hands and looked at Hubert with narrowed eyes. "And what that piece of paper?" His stomach dropped. So the little manoeuvre did not go unnoticed. How could he even begin to explain? He stayed quiet for a moment too long, because lady Edelgard frowned. "I can't believe I have to ask, but it… it isn't anything…" "Nothing of consequence," he said quickly. "Only a relic from the Academy."
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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chucrukat.bsky.social
What a year, huh?
Drawing of Elite four Rika and Clodsire. Clodsire is chewing the tip of her tie :)
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
I'd already reversed engineer a lot of these tricks for my own physical therapy routine, but there are strategies for this! The CHOP protocol really helped me calibrate my heart rate zones to be more friendly for....whatever the hell is going on in my body

youtu.be/IjXeEe7BNwI?...
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
genetic testing did not give me any obvious clear answers for my current medical msytery, but it sure did clarify a lot of my extended family's behavior.....
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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riftia-pachyptila.bsky.social
Addition: if my mutual posts about their niche kink that I do not share, I must like the post to let them know I encourage them to be a weird kinky freak
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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antonarcana.gay
The rule is that if my mutual posts about their niche hobby that I know nothing about, I must like the post to let them know I encourage the enrichment that’s been put in their enclosure
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
reading a book about conversational skills and I'm starting to think that the golden rule is "imagine I'm the other person and do whatever would make me most uncomfortable and desperate to escape"
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
maybe I'll do a little character design project as if I were making a medieval dating sim
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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aplethoras.bsky.social
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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thedarkivist.bsky.social
locked in on zine work, so one from the archives:

you've heard of: pre-ts ferbies meeting post-ts
now get ready for: different ferbies AUs clash, and only one set is in a romantic relationship
"For what it is worth, I am sorry about ruining your date," Ferdinand starts. He always does - these evenings have their rhythm, after all. The same actor opens the same tired scene in that same place, same time, same wounds never allowed to scab. It makes the differences all the more grating. There are the obvious ones, too numerous to count, although Hubert will try. Catalogue them the same way he keeps track of Ferdinand's cravat pins and waistcoats - for no reason, but for his own satisfaction. Or at least something close to it. One. He's actually reading the menu. "It wasn't a date," Hubert corrects him. Ferdinand glances up, and there's a peculiar glint in his eyes. Not the warm, borrowed light of the candles between them, but something closer to sunlight reflected on water's surface. It's striking and unsettling in equal measure. "My other self claimed the same, yet I cannot but wonder what you would call it then. Folie à deux?" He clears his throat and his gaze drops back down to the menu. "Forgive me. It seems I have been forgetting my manners lately. It matters not, Hubert - the other one - only needs to cross-reference Garreg Mach's layout with him." Two. He's not wearing gloves; the skin on display is covered in odd, fern-like marks that disappear under the cuffs of his shirt. Hubert wonders how far they reach. Hubert wonders if his other self knows. "So I take it you didn't manage to capture the monastery?" he asks instead. The ferns seem to uncurl as Ferdinand - not his Ferdinand, but a Ferdinand nonetheless - runs a hand through his hair. The gesture is so intimately familiar it loosens something in Hubert's chest. "That is... it is all rather complicated. In short, for various reasons our current base is the old imperial summer residence. But if we are to reconnect with the Ashen Wolves, we need to establish a secure way in and out, and-" He stops himself, and pinches the bridge of his nose. Hubert empties his wine glass in one go, but his mouth stays uncomfortably dry. "I truly am sorry. I must be terrible company." Three. He hesitates more in conversation, pauses at strange moments, and sometimes the eloquence Hubert is accustomed to seems to betray him completely. Then he speaks in fits and starts, thoughts overlapping one another until words crumble, like waves crashing against a rocky shore. Then - not always, but sometimes - the other Hubert, the one that touches people as though afraid of breaking them, the one that touches people, speaks for him. An absurd thing to be envious of. And yet.
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
I think I just have to accept that I hate general interest non-fiction. When I read non-fiction I want the three miles of catty academic footnotes about other experts' conclusions.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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kking.bsky.social
there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social
The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
it sure is a....unique time to have to put so much time and energy into trying to get my mystery health issues in a more sustainable place
on the other....it's probably a more rewarding goal than most issues rn.....
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
Lineart
Facial expressions
Dialogue
Making bodies look sexy and touchable?
Perspective & interiors when I actually have the time
alejandrapinal.bsky.social Alejandra Pinal @alejandrapinal.bsky.social · 13d
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.

I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.

No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at

Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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salarryman.bsky.social
my artist advice is to fujo the fuck out
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
extremely busy weekend, so we're doing the same WIP again
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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ziibiing.com
I was desperate for some organization, so I put together a list of places you can donate or buy things for to support folks in Minnesota.

If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
Places to Donate to in Minnesota
Buy/Donate Materials: Help buy dashcams for legal observers Bethel Church Food Pantry TC Food Justice: Donate food Mutual Aid Funds: Lyndale School Mutual Aid Fund Rent Relief Fund for Southside Fami...
docs.google.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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folding-fan.bsky.social
As a certified hater, I never get into fights with these easy steps:

1 - complain in private to your best buddy who Gets It
2 - don't bother posting about it
3 - if you see a thing that sucks: scroll away
January 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM