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phantomdoodler.bsky.social
🔞 Doodler
@phantomdoodler.bsky.social
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30-something demi chick who draws dicks. No wank, just wanking.
Also known as p_doodler and p_lewdler
日本語を鍛えたいから、会話練習させてくれ
Magyarul is probálok tanulni.
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phantomdoodler.bsky.social
okay, I'm normal now
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
once again thinking about Fuckbuddy Catches A Feel, one of my favorite tropes
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
this is the one that first cursed my mind, body, and soul
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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metalliclemon.bsky.social
“It would be great if you bought me some jewelry. Perhaps a ring. For the married finger. Like some sort of engagement ring. Because I want to be married. But I want you to ask. Sort of like a proposal of some type”

“Ha ha Hubert you are so silly!!!”
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
suddenly imagined ferdibert in one of those relationships where one person is giving increasingly unsubtle hints that the other should propose
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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thedarkivist.bsky.social
Hubert, offering to give Ferdinand a massage after a rough day as an excuse to feel him up. Ferdinand, accepting as an excuse to have his hands on him. They're not in a relationship. They both think they're playing each other and having a lovely time.

Thighs? KNEADED. Brain? EMPTY.
July 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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thedarkivist.bsky.social
pre-ts ferdibert for WIP Wednesday. maybe. sort of.
Ferdinand combed his hair with more care than usual, retied his cravat, and then finally shoved his clammy hands into his pristine white gloves. That was as as much stalling as he could permit himself. As he reasoned with himself on the way out of his room, he most likely wouldn't run into Hubert until their classes started, and the lessons would provide ample distraction from the unpleasantness of the previous day. Unless, of course, he ran into Hubert right outside his door. "Good morning," Ferdinand managed to say through the lump in his throat. Hubert glanced at him, his face unreadable. "If you insist."
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
THANK YOOOOU

I hope I didn't take too many liberties - I always get carried away with hair and clothing
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
毎日、仕事中に絵を描きたいなぁって思うけど、家に帰ってご飯を食べて終わるうちに意志が消える
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
In the mood to do line art, but I dont feel like finishing any of my sketches....
Anyone wanna collab?
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
3rd opinion epilepsy specialist says probably not seizures, though the anti-convulsants are certainly helping me for some reason
On to testing for narcolepsy and fibroids, I guess
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
It would be nice to not be in pain
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
can people seriously spend two hours in a social setting and then not spend the next 24 wanting to cry about it?
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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ganborzoi.bsky.social
この鼻は伸びてそのうちあなたに届きます。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
My nose will grow soon and one day it will reach you.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
this is how I wanna draw men

(Venus in Furs, 1870)
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
I need polls so I can start a new doodle series about Ferdinand getting rented out to all the f/f endcards who need a sperm donor
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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thedarkivist.bsky.social
#thedarkivistwrites

Dororitza /and/ ferdibert! The more I think about it, the more it compels me. Thank you for the suggestion ❤️‍🔥
"The plan can still be altered, you do not have to do this." Ferdinand meant well, Dorothea had not doubt about it, but it just showed he didn't understand a thing. She swiped the letter from her father from the table. He had a lot of nerve trying to claim her as his family after everything she and her mother had gone through. He must've suspected that he would come under scrutiny due to his ties to some of the houses that worked with Those Who Slither in the Dark, and that were falling like dominoes now that the war of unification had ended. He truly believed she would protect him. She tossed the letter back on the table, fighting the urge to wipe her hands on her skirts. "Hubie would tell you that it's the most elegant solution." "Precisely." Hubert clasped his hands behind his back. "As an invited guest, Dorothea will have a valuable opportunity to gather intel before any further action is taken." A pause. "That said, there is merit to what Ferdinand is saying. The idea of striking down one's blood relation might be… distasteful to some, and I would not hold it against you if you changed your mind." Ferdinand's face lit up. "I knew you would come to appreciate my perspective!" Hubert nodded slightly. "There are, indeed, situations where a more compassionate point of view is valuable, and I would be remiss not to acknowledge that much." "It warms my heart to know that we are in such perfect accord. Trust me, I do understand that your duty demands pragmatism, and therefore-" Dorothea rolled her eyes. "If you two won't help me plan this assassination, then at least get a room." Leaving them both sputtering, she turned to the fourth member of their little conspiracy, her lips drawn into a tight line. "Will you try to talk me out of this too?" Jeritza shook his head. He was to pose as her fiancé, providing an extra blade or four should something go wrong. "Why would I? The wait is already interminable." He leaned against the doorframe and crossed his arms, eyes half-lidded with some secret delight. "I know peacetime hasn't dulled your instincts, songstress. I will savour the kill almost as though it were my own." His eyes widened, suddenly alert. "You will let me watch. That must be a part of the deal."
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
3-player felching
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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kickstarterunited.org
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November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
Once again thinking about Hubert and Jeritza having a strange, indecipherable form of sibling level drama
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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sensorystories.bsky.social
Neurodivergent friendship is a funny thing. You can find your people and have amazing connections with them, but be too overwhelmed with life to stay in touch, but miss them dearly and feel lonely, but be too burnt out to even send a text. 😩
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
maybe it is time to draw cock
perhaps even balls
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
Dorothea and Constance could make such chaotic exes
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
medically mandated prostate massage
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
phantomdoodler.bsky.social
brb, gotta let my neurologist know I'm still sick in the head
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM