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🔞 Doodler

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30-something demi chick who draws dicks. No wank, just wanking. Also known as p_doodler and p_lewdler 日本語を鍛えたいから、会話練習させてくれ Magyarul is probálok tanulni.

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The Octopus Gallery @octopusgallery.bsky.social · 19h

Good news for sewists: the paper pattern company feared lost to bankruptcy has been saved as an independent company.

craftindustryalliance.org/sewing-patte...

Sewing Patterns Rise from DGA Bankruptcy Ashes - Craft Industry Alliance

The “Big 4” sewing patterns are saved. Simplicity, McCall’s, Vogue & Butterick get new life under Rubelmann Capital.

craftindustryalliance.org

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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 22h

anything we’d like to see?

Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 8d

maybe I should consider doing something for kinktober… thoughts?

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 23h

🥺 poor unpinched meowmeow

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 23h

suggestions welcome
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 23h

Kinktober 7

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

"in the sex way or in the neurodivergent way"

yes

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

I made a typo one (1) time and now I'll never be able to stop saying overstimmies

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

If you have any suggestions....

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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 7d

if there's something you'd like to see... (no promises)

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

bonus:

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

sounds like a challenge to draw sexier ankles-

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WallE But They Are A Vampire @walle132.bsky.social · Nov 6

I posted this in 2016 and I'll share it again.

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

also pillories.....

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

I have got to draw more dacryphilia

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

Dorothea: Trick question. He's being stabbed, but it made him cum.

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

Ye Olde Gameshow where the beagles try to guess whether various Hubert noises are from being stabbed or from being fucked

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

what next? exposed ankles?!

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

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El @sorbriquette.bsky.social · 2d

Been sitting on this one for like a month now so off you go lil fic, be free
f/f ferbies for y'all as I slowly pass out once again (to dream of yet more f/f ferbies)
archiveofourown.org/works/72050366

An Illigitimate Proposal by sorbriquette (Restricted)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

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No Archive Warnings ApplyFerdinand von Aegir/Hubert von VestraHubert von Vestra Ferdinand von Aegir Ferdinand von Aegir's illigitimate brotherMarriage Proposal Post-Crimson Flower | Black Eagles Route (Fire Emblem: Three Houses) Getting Together Back on my f/f ferbies bullshit It will only get worse I promise One Shot

Summary

In which Ferdinand's illegitimate half-brother shows up and proposes to Hubert. Ferdinand surely cannot let that stand.

“He intends to use you for power and status. He seems convinced that you would do anything for a husband, that he could manipulate you to his own ends.”
“Do you think that is an accurate assessment?” Hubert asked, clearly surprised at Ferdinand doubting her.
Ferdinand gave her a half smile. The part of her that curdled with jealousy tried to push the idea, but could not say she had ever believed it. “I think that you would have him on a leash within the first week,” she admitted, seeing Hubert’s lip quirk up at that. “But I also think you deserve a spouse who adores you. A partner, not a power struggle.”
Hubert seemed less amused by that last part. “I do not see how that is better than a man on a leash, as you put it.”

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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 2d

this is quite tame and I deviated from the prompt a little, but I hope this is still fun

feat. a little experiment with aphrodisiacs gone wrong (gone right?)

ferdibert voice kink for kink October perhaps?

Neither could've predicted things would turn out that way. Honey made out of the pollen of a certain plant, found chiefly in Aegir and Rusalka, that was favoured by many for its mild aphrodisiacal effect. When Ferdinand brought back a jar from his last trip home and suggested they give it a try, Hubert saw no reason to refuse.

After all, he'd developed resistance to most common toxins, and stimulants didn't particularly affect him either. His dose was smaller than Ferdinand's, too, because he didn't particularly care for the cloying sweetness.

In conclusion, it was most unfair that he-

He buried his face into Ferdinand's neck, trying to stifle a moan.

"I did not expect you would be so sensitive," Ferdinand commented, his hand hovering a few millimetres above Hubert's back.

"You're enjoying this," he growled through gritted teeth, palming himself over his trousers.

"Well, I admit, it is not every day I have the pleasure of seeing you so…" Ferdinand trailed off. They'd ran into that a few times — even the tamest dirty talk came to him with considerable difficulty.

Hubert looked up. His lover's pupils were noticeably dilated. It was supposed to be an indicator of something, but Hubert would be damned if he could recall what it was. Sweat was dripping down his neck. When did their sitting room get so hot? His skin itched. He dug his fingers into his side, rutting helplessly against his other hand.

"How would you like me to assist you?" Ferdinand murmured into his ear. The words went straight to his cock, bypassing his brain entirely.

Hubert groaned and uttered a sentence he never thought would pass his lips: "Keep talking."

Of course that was the moment Ferdinand found himself at a loss of words. He licked his lips, praying for inspiration to strike and…

"You are doing very well."

… that was all he could muster. Deep breaths. He wrapped an arm around Hubert and leaned closer, his lips brushing his lover's ear when he tried again. "You are irresistible when you are like this, do you know that? Keep going, I can hardly wait to see you cum." His tongue tripped on the last word, and his own face was scarlet, flustered by his own vulgarity.

But he promised to help, didn't he?

"Allow me to tell you what I was thinking of when I purchased the honey…"

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

I'm having a surprisingly vanilla Kinktober so far
The mind simply demands boobies

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Kinktober 6

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Kinktober 5

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 3d

the real kink were the costumes we imagined along the way-