Cat Substrate
@catsubstrate.bsky.social
Never the underdog.
Often the undercat.
Often the undercat.
And they wonder why people use dodgy firesticks.
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
And they wonder why people use dodgy firesticks.
Fair bet that it’ll be the last FIFA peace prize to be awarded.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fair bet that it’ll be the last FIFA peace prize to be awarded.
I’m more reminded of Eddie, the shipboard computer from H2G2.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m more reminded of Eddie, the shipboard computer from H2G2.
You are in the right place
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You are in the right place
You should be safe. If the cougar’s eaten all those deer, it might not be hungry.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You should be safe. If the cougar’s eaten all those deer, it might not be hungry.
As long as it’s not full, you’re fine.
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As long as it’s not full, you’re fine.
Ugh. “Chemicals”
EVERYTHING is chemicals.
EVERYTHING is chemicals.
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ugh. “Chemicals”
EVERYTHING is chemicals.
EVERYTHING is chemicals.
Isn’t it your birthday soon?
August 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Isn’t it your birthday soon?
Agreed. Just because it’s a white liquid doesn’t make it milk.
July 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Agreed. Just because it’s a white liquid doesn’t make it milk.
But frogs don’t do penetrative sex.
June 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
But frogs don’t do penetrative sex.
Is that a thing now?
June 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is that a thing now?
It’s a fair gap to
leave before the lorry stops dominating the driver’s view. And then they become the annoying *unt.
leave before the lorry stops dominating the driver’s view. And then they become the annoying *unt.
May 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s a fair gap to
leave before the lorry stops dominating the driver’s view. And then they become the annoying *unt.
leave before the lorry stops dominating the driver’s view. And then they become the annoying *unt.