tom
@catturd2.bsky.social
cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
Why doesn't Robby Starbuck just learn Spanish? Is he stupid?
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Why doesn't Robby Starbuck just learn Spanish? Is he stupid?
im just coming up with bangers roughly every 12-72 hours
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
im just coming up with bangers roughly every 12-72 hours
I fixed the dick someone drew in snow on the car
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I fixed the dick someone drew in snow on the car
you're telling me that ancient fucking Rome at one point was more strict than us on SCOTUS schmoozing?
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 AM
you're telling me that ancient fucking Rome at one point was more strict than us on SCOTUS schmoozing?
just Bill and Pedo Jeff rollin up to the peace prize committee like it's a park where children hang out
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
just Bill and Pedo Jeff rollin up to the peace prize committee like it's a park where children hang out
ah, we're doing Stupid Machiavelli
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
ah, we're doing Stupid Machiavelli
HI I'M MISTER COP. GIVE ME BEST BUY GIFT CARDS
January 25, 2026 at 12:29 PM
HI I'M MISTER COP. GIVE ME BEST BUY GIFT CARDS
Say what you want about Nero, but the man at least fucking fiddled.
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Say what you want about Nero, but the man at least fucking fiddled.
Say what you want about Nero, but the man at least fucking fiddled.
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Say what you want about Nero, but the man at least fucking fiddled.
I'm thinking Mr. O'Keefe got recognized by a literal pimp
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I'm thinking Mr. O'Keefe got recognized by a literal pimp
has the Hezbollah newspaper tried "snackable content"
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
has the Hezbollah newspaper tried "snackable content"
and there we go. this appears to be the exact moment (as best i can freeze it) when the firing starts
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
and there we go. this appears to be the exact moment (as best i can freeze it) when the firing starts
"What we really need to turn this narrative that we're racist around is to get more racist" www.cnn.com/2026/01/23/p...
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 AM
"What we really need to turn this narrative that we're racist around is to get more racist" www.cnn.com/2026/01/23/p...
grown men melting down because their favorite toy company made a girl toy
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM
grown men melting down because their favorite toy company made a girl toy
twitter now just giving me an entirely incel "for you" tab every time i look at it
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 AM
twitter now just giving me an entirely incel "for you" tab every time i look at it
🎶 and all the US is askin' forrr 🎶
🎶 is a little place called greeenlaand 🎶
🎶 that's the biggest statement i've made 🎶
🎶 'cause they think that i'll use that unstoppable force🎶
🎶 but i won't have to do that, i don't want to do that 🎶
🎶 you can't beat denmark on a lease🎶
🎶 now they all say oh good 🎶
🎶 is a little place called greeenlaand 🎶
🎶 that's the biggest statement i've made 🎶
🎶 'cause they think that i'll use that unstoppable force🎶
🎶 but i won't have to do that, i don't want to do that 🎶
🎶 you can't beat denmark on a lease🎶
🎶 now they all say oh good 🎶
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
🎶 and all the US is askin' forrr 🎶
🎶 is a little place called greeenlaand 🎶
🎶 that's the biggest statement i've made 🎶
🎶 'cause they think that i'll use that unstoppable force🎶
🎶 but i won't have to do that, i don't want to do that 🎶
🎶 you can't beat denmark on a lease🎶
🎶 now they all say oh good 🎶
🎶 is a little place called greeenlaand 🎶
🎶 that's the biggest statement i've made 🎶
🎶 'cause they think that i'll use that unstoppable force🎶
🎶 but i won't have to do that, i don't want to do that 🎶
🎶 you can't beat denmark on a lease🎶
🎶 now they all say oh good 🎶
Wow. I didn't see that. You're showing that joke to me the first time
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Wow. I didn't see that. You're showing that joke to me the first time
tfw the flight crew notices the minor electrical issue
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
tfw the flight crew notices the minor electrical issue
Isn't this like, unintentionally that Futurama joke? The evolution montage where the cavemen wipe out the apes and the redcoats wipe out the cavemen and then infantry wipe out the redcoats
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Isn't this like, unintentionally that Futurama joke? The evolution montage where the cavemen wipe out the apes and the redcoats wipe out the cavemen and then infantry wipe out the redcoats
You just took a screenshot from Spec Ops The Line and made it black and white didn't you man
January 21, 2026 at 1:09 AM
You just took a screenshot from Spec Ops The Line and made it black and white didn't you man
The year is 2026. Mandatory Grandad is sundowning again.
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The year is 2026. Mandatory Grandad is sundowning again.