the goat dystocia with her dead kid's head hanging out of her vulva, flopping around (will save you all photographic evidence of that one)

the septic foal whose eyes turned green

I am sorry that my flight out of tiny local airport got delayed indefinitely and I got punted over to Logan, the worst airport of all time, and now I have to get myself to Logan

specifically this is a shout out to Eddy

not the M dash my beloved

there's "birdiebird" which is my preference

her husband's name is Chad; Chad says Hegseth was a douchebag in high school

this is so ugly and disingenuous and we are all in hell