I can do anything* for 8 hours

*anything nursing related. I will also intermittently complain, but I’ll do it

Not even 9:30 and I already broke a nail at work.

This boy may be able to read, but he sure as shit can’t read the room

Not me running out of toilet paper on thanksgiving when there’s like two grocery stores open and they all close early

I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure

My adhd riddled brain wants everything until someone asks me for a Christmas list, then it’s fuckin blank