if you release a christmas album and don’t include at least one original song, you’re a coward

you have to squeeze roughly 3 ducks to make 1 packet of duck sauce

the windows are the eyes to the house or whatever shakespeare said

every mirror is a rear view mirror

a centaur but part frog part kayak

the existence of R&B implies that there was a time when the blues was totally rhythmless

The Temptations are a perfect example of the allegory of the Ship of Theseus

rushing into a church and yelling “I OBJECT” with tears in my eyes at a funeral

OK so it’s been nearly 50 years and it’s only just occurred to me that Obi-Wan was trying to hide the son of Skywalker from the Emperor by moving him to his home planet and keeping his surname unchanged.

just took probiotics with antibiotics, gonna settle this once and for all

24 years later and still no closer to discovering who let the dogs out