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Sarah
@cautionspoilers.bsky.social
Film reviewer, John Wick lover, Gerard Butler apologist. Rotten Tomatoes-approved. Gerrystorm podcast. Cautionspoilers.com
I love fake arguments in my head. No one interrupts me and I’m the most eloquent arguer who ever lived. It must be how the very first people on social media felt.
December 3, 2024 at 2:18 PM
😆 this is Jag enjoying his first Christmas last year…
December 3, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Thank you! Good to see you too 😁 I just stopped tweeting 1 day nearly 2 years ago then occasionally lurked. I think I just got a bit fed up of social media. I hope you’re enjoying life outside the capital - I feel I absolutely have to live within easy travelling distance then hardly ever go there 😬
December 2, 2024 at 1:31 PM
❤️ My son still asks me to “make that Christmas cake where Santa gets killed, Mum!”
November 29, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Thank you! (And also from him)
a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .
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November 29, 2024 at 12:56 PM
😆 I wrote a whole article for my site years ago about why John Wick is a Christmas movie!
www.cautionspoilers.com/film-article...
10 Reasons Why...The Ultimate Alt-Xmas Movie Is John Wick - Caution Spoilers
Die Hard a Christmas movie? Maybe, but no one in a vest that grubby would be allowed into my sparkly, well-dressed festive celebrations. Even an A-lister needs to make an effort if they want to get an...
www.cautionspoilers.com
November 29, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Looks amazing! And happy birthday! X
November 28, 2024 at 1:12 AM
They are - not chucking those out.
November 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM
But more important than my Cannes Film Festival memorabilia, I found the John Wick and Withnail & I wooden spoons my friend had made for me.
November 25, 2024 at 1:00 AM
It’s just not scary. And I bet they didn’t even use Beelzebub when they were doing the Bs.
November 23, 2024 at 1:45 PM
That was great. Loved how they work to put you at ease too x
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Trying not to let out a scream when you bite into a raisin Revel during a sad scene.
November 20, 2024 at 9:41 PM
When I do this I always end up feeling very self conscious and then have to quietly suck the chocolate off my maltesers which is no fun at all.
November 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
God that must be 30 years ago.
November 19, 2024 at 11:42 PM
The Pompeii bread bun!
November 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM