Cavemen
@cavemen.bsky.social
Who knew ‘nature breaks’ could double as a turn‑on? I wouldn’t mind getting marked.
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Who knew ‘nature breaks’ could double as a turn‑on? I wouldn’t mind getting marked.
I hope the bar’s not the only thing you’re opening tonight. But can I start with shots and maybe a seat behind the bar?
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I hope the bar’s not the only thing you’re opening tonight. But can I start with shots and maybe a seat behind the bar?
If you don’t mind, I would skip dinner and go straight to dessert!
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you don’t mind, I would skip dinner and go straight to dessert!
I can guarantee you that all of Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, and may be the Bronx and Staten Island will be eager to be in you. Cheers mate!
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I can guarantee you that all of Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, and may be the Bronx and Staten Island will be eager to be in you. Cheers mate!
Is the breakfast buffet open?
June 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Is the breakfast buffet open?
Only if you promise to share the secret sauce…I like my beef well done… and a little bit spicy!
April 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Only if you promise to share the secret sauce…I like my beef well done… and a little bit spicy!
You’re looking dangerously irresistible—should I bring backup?
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You’re looking dangerously irresistible—should I bring backup?
Forget Netflix—this is the real ‘streaming’ service.
April 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Forget Netflix—this is the real ‘streaming’ service.
You’re giving me all sorts of delicious thoughts right now.
March 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You’re giving me all sorts of delicious thoughts right now.
Your haircut is perfect but those glutes are the real showstopper.
March 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Your haircut is perfect but those glutes are the real showstopper.
With or without tongue?
March 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
With or without tongue?
I’m sure I can handle the musk, but I’m eager to explore the source.
February 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m sure I can handle the musk, but I’m eager to explore the source.
Is this what happens when you try to meditate but get distracted by your own reflection?
February 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is this what happens when you try to meditate but get distracted by your own reflection?
Are you trying to seduce me?
February 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Are you trying to seduce me?
Who needs Uber Eats when you have full catering service at home. Lucky guy!
February 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who needs Uber Eats when you have full catering service at home. Lucky guy!
Feeling Thick: When your body says I’m a whole mea!
January 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Feeling Thick: When your body says I’m a whole mea!
Exhibit A: a bear eating after hibernation.
January 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Exhibit A: a bear eating after hibernation.
Why choose? I like to sample ALL the delicious options!
January 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Why choose? I like to sample ALL the delicious options!
Looking for a test driver?
January 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Looking for a test driver?
Pipe gone rogue, time for an experience plumber to fix the leak.
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pipe gone rogue, time for an experience plumber to fix the leak.
Is THIS hairy enough? Ron Dover, this is OVERACHIEVING!
January 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Is THIS hairy enough? Ron Dover, this is OVERACHIEVING!
Looks like someone’s offering ‘bottomless brunch’. 👅🍑🍆 💦💦
January 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Looks like someone’s offering ‘bottomless brunch’. 👅🍑🍆 💦💦
I see the mud wrestling championship is in full swing. 😆
January 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I see the mud wrestling championship is in full swing. 😆