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She/Her - 25y - Attempted Voice Actress - Renown Chaos Creature. I don't know much but all I know is that I'm gay.
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ADHD - too broke to pay attention
R.I.P. Sigmund Freud, You would've loved Omegaverse.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Had a dream NordVPN would detect if you were using a piracy website or torrenting program and would give you a pop up that said they'd be required to report you IF authorities requested it, but you could pay them a fee to ensure their silence. They called it "Hush Money"
August 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
ovens are acoustic microwaves
July 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
when the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie

see a fuckin doctor holy shit dude you can't get moon dust in your eye is that even safe?
July 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
remove all "et al" on the author line on all research papers and replace it with "& co"

remove all "& co" on McDonalds menus and replace it with "et al"

I will not be taking questions.
June 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
feline degeneracy has gone too far. the cats are fucking out of wedlock
June 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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May 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Drag competition, but instead of it being drag the performance art or drag racing, it's about trying to aerodynamically hinder an aircraft as much as possible with modifications such as strapping an IKEA bookcase to the wing while still keeping it flyable.
April 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
the goal of any lesbian is to get that clitical hit
April 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the invisible hand of the flea market
April 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if space so big why can't see shit when look up
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
one of the best things I ever did: get nail tweezers

one of the worst things I ever did: get nail tweezers
March 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
rust is nature's loctite
March 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm trapped in a circus and the clowns won't stop screaming
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Can't believe I used to get out of bed without swearing at the world every step of the way.
February 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
we are valid for one year after purchase and cannot be refunded if damaged or stolen
February 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Is it just me or have secondhand stores turned kind of shit? There's literally only one I find fun to visit anymore as the others have either become more expensive than some actual clothes stores and the others feel like I'm visiting H&M
February 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
my cat deserves so many kisses but my lips are so few
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Found an RA200 telegraph field generator in a secondhand store. It still generates voltage and is fully functional.
This is my exercise bike now.
February 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
kittens are adorable until they fart and learn to jump high enough to reach counters help
January 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I haven't met a single person who doesn't find space awesome. Because it is. People can (wrongly) think liking dinosaurs at age 24 is silly or planes or whatever special interest you have.
But not space.
Space is always awesome
January 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
merry clitoris
December 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Take control of your own life. Piss yourself.
December 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM
metric rules

The band AND the system
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I can have a little bit of hair dye. As a treat.
November 29, 2024 at 9:33 AM