Balaskas
@cbalaskas.bsky.social
Pitch perfect, matey!
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Pitch perfect, matey!
Jake Tapper should be ashamed of himself for giving that air. "Is there any truth to that?"
Are you 5 yrs old?
Are you 5 yrs old?
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Jake Tapper should be ashamed of himself for giving that air. "Is there any truth to that?"
Are you 5 yrs old?
Are you 5 yrs old?
All three suffered internal bleeding.
January 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
All three suffered internal bleeding.
I also encourage them to draw a huge dick on their cups 💋
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I also encourage them to draw a huge dick on their cups 💋
When you're a lying bastard the truth is "danGeWouS wHetoWic."
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
When you're a lying bastard the truth is "danGeWouS wHetoWic."
The sandblasters said keep it down over there.
January 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The sandblasters said keep it down over there.
Can't believe they didn't cut to an erection med commercial.
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Can't believe they didn't cut to an erection med commercial.
I'll put this announcement on my calendar on the day of "not going to happen either."
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I'll put this announcement on my calendar on the day of "not going to happen either."
Wow. I had no idea how fast they'd be guzzling balls over there.
January 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Wow. I had no idea how fast they'd be guzzling balls over there.
Also: red states never commit fraud. Obviously 🤔
January 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Also: red states never commit fraud. Obviously 🤔
"Hey guys, let's private equity Greenland lol"
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"Hey guys, let's private equity Greenland lol"
His lies are no doubt the truth to him. A very healthy trait for someone with access to the nuclear football.
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
His lies are no doubt the truth to him. A very healthy trait for someone with access to the nuclear football.
So the super duper fake Dem witch-hunt hoax will expose a bunch of...
dems?
dems?
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So the super duper fake Dem witch-hunt hoax will expose a bunch of...
dems?
dems?
In a nation with a fair tax rate and closed loop holes for billionaires they would not have the piles of looted wealth to just toss around at their whim to satisfy their cravings for power.
December 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In a nation with a fair tax rate and closed loop holes for billionaires they would not have the piles of looted wealth to just toss around at their whim to satisfy their cravings for power.
He means "simpleton economics."
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He means "simpleton economics."
Man, bufooned in public. What a joke.
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Man, bufooned in public. What a joke.
Sign me up for the completely non-existent unlimited free welfare, please.
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sign me up for the completely non-existent unlimited free welfare, please.
A special prize we made up just for you, special boy!
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A special prize we made up just for you, special boy!
So very, very pro-life.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So very, very pro-life.
That was like listening to a toddler tell you about a book they didn't read.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That was like listening to a toddler tell you about a book they didn't read.
It's definitely what their donors want.
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's definitely what their donors want.
Patriotism is the new McCarthyism.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Patriotism is the new McCarthyism.