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cbenedetto.bsky.social
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@cbenedetto.bsky.social
Inventor of Vine Ball
I heard they love the courthouse, and urgent care, apparently. would be awesome if our local Dems could stop promoting a fucking CASINO and do something useful
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
How dare I constantly set aside my disappointment, rage, annoyance and still vote Dem. Probably my consistently voting Dem since I was 18, is like, what gave us Trump, somehow. My bad-- I guess I just didn't believe in fantastic candidates like John Kerry HARD enough. What was I thinking??
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Sure, I voted Dem in every.single.election, POTUS to Dog Catcher 1996-2025, but Bluesky taught me to accept I am the reason we keep losing. Oh, I accept it-- I voted solid Blue for 30 years, but I didn't *love* Neera Tanden/the nice cop lady. My b!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I would probably vote for Marjorie Taylor Green over this
"specimen"
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
at a dance party recently at a certain Baltimore location someone brought in a huge birthday cake. they lit like 67 candles on it, and when my friend and I made eye contact across the now-brightly lit room it felt like a bunch of us were asking "Is this how we die?" with our eyes
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 AM
He voted with Sinema and Manchin like 90% of the time. Where are your memories, people? How about an ACTUAL LIBERAL
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Oh where are his friends Sinema and Manchin that he voted with 87% of the fucking time when he was in Congress? Not trotting them out are we? You know what I see reflected in that bald head? David Weil. David Weil, Krysten Sinema and Joe Manchin

Some of us remember things! I remember lots of stuff!
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Newman and Kramer rent a tanker truck to move discarded Chobani whey across the border to Pennsylvania where it is sold at a premium for "hog feed." Jerry changes his DoorDash PVP to be female to get better service, but it backfires!! Elaine dates an ICE agent and has him deported when he annoys her
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
. . . "Fire, water and air" fuckin Pliny explaining lightning ovah heah
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"Donut" played by Kitty Bruce kicks a cop in the nards in this, right? We enjoyed this flick a lot-- the kinda thing we put on when we were punk kids in the basement putting studs on our jackets. My dad had a copy of "Pretty Poison," we hadda go to the Biograph to see "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!"
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Congestion Pricing, the most sane, reasonable, environmentally sound, and ultimately, easy to implement fund-raising initiative to ever exist, is anathema to these guys of course.

Curse you Scott Surovell, you will not see heaven
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
may his sarcophagus also be despoiled by a mob searching for treasure some four decades post-interrment, and any remaining bones tossed into the Potomac
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 AM
at least Della Reese's version of A Very Good Year will never disappear. at least I have this.
January 20, 2026 at 5:58 AM
it rests in my memories alongside the most perfectly garlicky horny incredibly whiny-sexy klezmer-jazz version of "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" that I heard on KBRD that apparently never existed
January 20, 2026 at 5:57 AM
with weed all things are possible.
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I've always wanted to see if I could ride a steer, like Mongo
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 AM
that's why I funded it sunny jim!!
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 AM