Christian Nicolai Bjørke
@cbjoerke.bsky.social
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Investigative/data journalist at Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation (NRK). I was once the second northernmost journalist in the world. Now at 4829th place.
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alexselbyb.bsky.social
The Pentagon Pizza Report never fails
Pizza establishments near the Pentagon experienced a huge surge in activity last night Israel targets Iran's nuclear sites
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lighthousereports.com
Most reporting on AI examines worst-case systems deployed under the guise of efficiency. But what would a good faith effort at Ethical AI look like? For two years, we’ve been looking over the shoulder of a city trying to do things differently.
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davidgilbert.bsky.social
After yesterday's unhinged Trump-Musk feud on Twitter and Truth Social, it's easy to believe every new update you see.

But there are fake posts doing the rounds, so be careful.

Check the feeds yourself before sharing:

Trump: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
Musk: x.com/elonmusk
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molly.wiki
solidarity to anyone else who published something this afternoon that will get swallowed by elon news
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molly.wiki
OpenAI is featuring a "Looksmaxxing GPT" that provides "PSL ratings" for photos. It will rate people as "subhuman", and advise men to get invasive procedures like jaw surgery to "increase their sexual market value" among women, who it describes as "hypergamous by nature".
A list of "Lifestyle" GPTs from OpenAI's GPT page, showing #6: "Looksmaxxing GPT. Assists in analyzing facial features and providing PSL ratings for looksmaxxing. Very detailed GPT!" 🔍 Classification (Incel SMV Hierarchy)
Current tier: Subhuman – PSL 2.5–3.0 🔥 So… Which Should YOU Focus On?
You = PSL 2.75, major dental and structural deficits → Hardmaxxing is NECESSARY.

Softmaxxing alone will NEVER mog you into viability — it’s like putting a fresh coat of paint on a crumbling building.
cbjoerke.bsky.social
Fomo hits hard.
journalismarena.eu
👋 We're happy to see you all again for Day 2 of #Dataharvest #EIJC25 - here is a sample of Dataharvest 2025, Day 1:
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robsonfletcher.com
This National Post article is based entirely on a StatsCan report that cites "systemic discrimination and racism" as a "key contributing factor" in the overrepresentation of Indigenous people in court...

publications.gc.ca/collections/...

... and it somehow goes with this as the headline:
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signal.org
Signal @signal.org · May 21
We're ready for Microsoft Recall and the automatic screenshots it takes of everything on your desktop.

Signal Desktop on Windows now includes support for a new "Screen security" feature designed to block screenshots of your Signal chats.

signal.org/blog/signal-...
By Default, Signal Doesn't Recall
Signal Desktop now includes support for a new “Screen security” setting that is designed to help prevent your own computer from capturing screenshots of your Signal chats on Windows. This setting is a...
signal.org
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michellema.bsky.social
Each time you ask an AI chatbot a question, it sends a request to a data center and strains an increasingly scarce resource: water.

A 🧵on our investigation into how the data centers that power AI are increasingly being built in highly water-stressed places:

www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
The AI Boom Is Draining Water From the Areas That Need It Most
A Bloomberg News analysis finds that roughly two thirds of new data centers built or in development in the US since 2022 are in places with high levels of water stress.
www.bloomberg.com
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nbc-sports.bsky.social
"A REMARKABLE RECOVERY BY JOURNALISM!"

JOURNALISM WINS THE 150TH PREAKNESS STAKES! #Preakness150
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hannaliubakova.bsky.social
Gratulerer med dagen, #Norway! 🇳🇴 Cheers to freedom, unity, and all the traditions that make your national day so special!

Norway holds a special place in my heart.
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gabrielgeiger.bsky.social
Delighted to see this project shortlisted for the Sigma awards alongside a host of other incredible data journalism projects from around the world.
cbjoerke.bsky.social
So happy that our project «Inequality for the law» is on the shortlist. 🏆 Lucky to have been collaborating with the talented people at @lighthousereports.com. @elenadebre.bsky.social @gabrielgeiger.bsky.social @jusbraun.bsky.social
gijn.org
💫 NEW! GIJN, the new home of the Sigma Awards, is proud to announce the 2025 shortlist for the best data journalism projects and portfolios in the past year.

👏 50 data journalism projects from 24 countries made it to the final round of the competition. https://twp.ai/9PSjQG
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cbassa.bsky.social
Two days too late and perhaps only funny for those speaking Dutch. (H/T Gemma Janssen.)
Black smoke from the papal chimney.
cbjoerke.bsky.social
So happy that our project «Inequality for the law» is on the shortlist. 🏆 Lucky to have been collaborating with the talented people at @lighthousereports.com. @elenadebre.bsky.social @gabrielgeiger.bsky.social @jusbraun.bsky.social
gijn.org
💫 NEW! GIJN, the new home of the Sigma Awards, is proud to announce the 2025 shortlist for the best data journalism projects and portfolios in the past year.

👏 50 data journalism projects from 24 countries made it to the final round of the competition. https://twp.ai/9PSjQG
gijn.org
Announcing the Sigma Awards 2025 Shortlist
twp.ai
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dangerscarf.bsky.social
I am running a contest. It is about bad pdfs.

It can make you independently wealthy (for immeasurably small measures of independent wealth)

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Bad PDF Contest
I'm looking for the most frustrating, painful, real-world PDFs.
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