Chris Turner
@cbturner.bsky.social
It's great being retired. You should try it.
Pull yourself together 😉
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Pull yourself together 😉
Wrexham has a global audience, apparently. Forest's reach ends at Mansfield.
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Wrexham has a global audience, apparently. Forest's reach ends at Mansfield.
Wow, I wonder how a worldly guy with a wide range of interests finds himself single. It's a mystery, alright ..
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Wow, I wonder how a worldly guy with a wide range of interests finds himself single. It's a mystery, alright ..
I can't find my camouflage trousers.
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I can't find my camouflage trousers.
Surely Bob's your uncle?
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Surely Bob's your uncle?
A snobbish dreamer. You're quite a catch
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
A snobbish dreamer. You're quite a catch
I feel you will be joining the Civil Service. You seem made for it
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I feel you will be joining the Civil Service. You seem made for it
It certainly makes you sound like a paedo.
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
It certainly makes you sound like a paedo.
The feedback's very good ..
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The feedback's very good ..
Fincher is bidding for the film rights.
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Fincher is bidding for the film rights.
Slow news day for the 5500 BBC news journalists...
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Slow news day for the 5500 BBC news journalists...
They've never been 50p. But it probably isn't far away.
January 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
They've never been 50p. But it probably isn't far away.
Bit of an unwarranted attack. The mask symbolises rebellion, by the way.
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Bit of an unwarranted attack. The mask symbolises rebellion, by the way.
Feckless cum shedder.
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Feckless cum shedder.
You should try having a good shag.
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
You should try having a good shag.
Pfft. Like there's a difference...
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Pfft. Like there's a difference...
Tell me about it...
January 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Tell me about it...
They were going to buy a car and used the cashpoint to check that the money had been transferred from their ISA.
Mystery solved, nothing to see here...
Mystery solved, nothing to see here...
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
They were going to buy a car and used the cashpoint to check that the money had been transferred from their ISA.
Mystery solved, nothing to see here...
Mystery solved, nothing to see here...
You're bound to be nervous, what with all the rapists and sex maniacs and serial killers about. There are probably monsters under your bed too. Hope this helps.
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
You're bound to be nervous, what with all the rapists and sex maniacs and serial killers about. There are probably monsters under your bed too. Hope this helps.
That joke never gets old.
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
That joke never gets old.
Lidl has Parkside tools, and a bakery. Pretty much ends the argument after that.
Otherwise they're identiCAL. Cheese with ham in it, pear juice, sauerkraut...all the essentials.
Otherwise they're identiCAL. Cheese with ham in it, pear juice, sauerkraut...all the essentials.
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Lidl has Parkside tools, and a bakery. Pretty much ends the argument after that.
Otherwise they're identiCAL. Cheese with ham in it, pear juice, sauerkraut...all the essentials.
Otherwise they're identiCAL. Cheese with ham in it, pear juice, sauerkraut...all the essentials.
The poncification of Anon Opin continues
Can we get back to talking about wanking and petty theft please?
Can we get back to talking about wanking and petty theft please?
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The poncification of Anon Opin continues
Can we get back to talking about wanking and petty theft please?
Can we get back to talking about wanking and petty theft please?