Hand Shandicoot 🇵🇸❤️💜💙
@ccalverley.bsky.social
He/him but constantly interrogating it. Craving a world of art, love, freedom and justice. Learning to draw, and seeking the perfect movie. NF/Ts, cry/pto and LL/Ms can get fucked.
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I am going to systematically destroy the Ardrich hand dryer company
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I am going to systematically destroy the Ardrich hand dryer company
WHY IS AUCKLAND SO FUCKING BRIGHT, WHY DOES NO ONE HAVE LIGHT BLOCKING CURTAINS HERE AND WHY DO ALL OF THE OUTLET AND LIGHT SWITCHES IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE HAVE LIGHTS ON THEM, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DESIGN A HOUSE INTENDED TO BE SLEPT IN LIKE THIS, I AM GOING FUCKING CRAZY HERE
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
WHY IS AUCKLAND SO FUCKING BRIGHT, WHY DOES NO ONE HAVE LIGHT BLOCKING CURTAINS HERE AND WHY DO ALL OF THE OUTLET AND LIGHT SWITCHES IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE HAVE LIGHTS ON THEM, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DESIGN A HOUSE INTENDED TO BE SLEPT IN LIKE THIS, I AM GOING FUCKING CRAZY HERE
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I feel this. It's no coincidence that gardening was something I enjoyed this year. Fewer devices, less tracking, more care. Paper books, friends IRL, walking, tea, perfume, cinema, gigs...
Just be mindful that the attention economy is *not*your friend and not everything is accomplished by shopping.
Just be mindful that the attention economy is *not*your friend and not everything is accomplished by shopping.
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
December 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I feel this. It's no coincidence that gardening was something I enjoyed this year. Fewer devices, less tracking, more care. Paper books, friends IRL, walking, tea, perfume, cinema, gigs...
Just be mindful that the attention economy is *not*your friend and not everything is accomplished by shopping.
Just be mindful that the attention economy is *not*your friend and not everything is accomplished by shopping.
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blackout is an (almost entirely) asynchronous journalling game for two players about redacting, interpreting, & straining against the confines of language. it's played by creating & communicating through blackout poetry. playtest version with community copies out now satah.itch.io/blackout
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
blackout is an (almost entirely) asynchronous journalling game for two players about redacting, interpreting, & straining against the confines of language. it's played by creating & communicating through blackout poetry. playtest version with community copies out now satah.itch.io/blackout
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Hate the argument of "Well you can boycott for now, but soon every game studio is going to use genAI and you won't be able to tell or avoid it anymore!!"
dude there are already more videogames in existence than I'm ever going to be able to play in my lifetime. this boycott shit is easy.
dude there are already more videogames in existence than I'm ever going to be able to play in my lifetime. this boycott shit is easy.
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Hate the argument of "Well you can boycott for now, but soon every game studio is going to use genAI and you won't be able to tell or avoid it anymore!!"
dude there are already more videogames in existence than I'm ever going to be able to play in my lifetime. this boycott shit is easy.
dude there are already more videogames in existence than I'm ever going to be able to play in my lifetime. this boycott shit is easy.
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Ask and you shall receive
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ask and you shall receive
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
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I don't need ChatGPT, I can just type any prompts to these two and I can rely on them to kick me out regardless
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don't need ChatGPT, I can just type any prompts to these two and I can rely on them to kick me out regardless
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It’s that time of the month y’all!
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It’s that time of the month y’all!
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all my friends need to live 2 minutes away from me so i can bug them about getting coffee daily but noooo
December 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
all my friends need to live 2 minutes away from me so i can bug them about getting coffee daily but noooo
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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So look man if we're just gonna be online here watching all these big studios come out and lay down on the tracks about Gen AI going "I have to do this for some reason." then I think it's more important than ever to celebrate games from based devs who are out here openly posting "Nuh uh, fuck that."
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So look man if we're just gonna be online here watching all these big studios come out and lay down on the tracks about Gen AI going "I have to do this for some reason." then I think it's more important than ever to celebrate games from based devs who are out here openly posting "Nuh uh, fuck that."
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bloodborne am i right
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
bloodborne am i right
Far too often am I watching food reels on Instagram and going "uh huh, okay, I'm with you, this is good so far, yep, gotcha, WHAT DO YOU MEAN A CUP OF CREAM OH FUCK OFF AND DIE"
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Far too often am I watching food reels on Instagram and going "uh huh, okay, I'm with you, this is good so far, yep, gotcha, WHAT DO YOU MEAN A CUP OF CREAM OH FUCK OFF AND DIE"
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
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i find it kind funny
i find it kinda sad
in the dreams in which i'm dying
i have also fucked your dad
i find it kinda sad
in the dreams in which i'm dying
i have also fucked your dad
im gonna fuck your dad
a seven nation army couldnt hold me back
im gonna beat him off
takin my time right behind his back
a seven nation army couldnt hold me back
im gonna beat him off
takin my time right behind his back
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i find it kind funny
i find it kinda sad
in the dreams in which i'm dying
i have also fucked your dad
i find it kinda sad
in the dreams in which i'm dying
i have also fucked your dad
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crossfaded off a brie and butter baguette
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
crossfaded off a brie and butter baguette