CCM
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Carl: Brooklyn writer and director.
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Fatted calf eating: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Fatted calf when the Prodigal Son returns: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Fatted calf when the Prodigal Son returns: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
February 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Fatted calf eating: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Fatted calf when the Prodigal Son returns: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Fatted calf when the Prodigal Son returns: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
I think if you look closely at the context, he didn’t really mean, “No soup for you.” He’s an eccentric person and maybe a bit socially awkward, but certainly wants everyone to have soup.
January 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think if you look closely at the context, he didn’t really mean, “No soup for you.” He’s an eccentric person and maybe a bit socially awkward, but certainly wants everyone to have soup.
Great spot for falafel in our neighborhood. Weird choice to have the mascot drawn so sexy though
January 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Great spot for falafel in our neighborhood. Weird choice to have the mascot drawn so sexy though
Some of y’all let your individual lived experience suggest a greater narrative of existence and it shows
January 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Some of y’all let your individual lived experience suggest a greater narrative of existence and it shows
Reading about gross stuff on icky-pedia
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reading about gross stuff on icky-pedia
Yes, the Miss Piggy ozempic photos going around right now are hard to look at. No, we don’t have a right to tell anyone how to approach their own health/body image journeys. It’s really that simple
December 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Yes, the Miss Piggy ozempic photos going around right now are hard to look at. No, we don’t have a right to tell anyone how to approach their own health/body image journeys. It’s really that simple
This sauce is also great on eggs. Not sure why they decided to draw the chicken mascot so sexy
December 20, 2024 at 12:18 AM
This sauce is also great on eggs. Not sure why they decided to draw the chicken mascot so sexy
Imagine being completely inundated with different bird species for days, and then eight maids a-milking show up to your door
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Imagine being completely inundated with different bird species for days, and then eight maids a-milking show up to your door
Oops! Getting banished from NY for calling the Tappan Zee Bridge the Mario Cuomo Bridge
October 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Oops! Getting banished from NY for calling the Tappan Zee Bridge the Mario Cuomo Bridge
A wedding where if you don’t finish your plate, you have to pay for it
October 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM
A wedding where if you don’t finish your plate, you have to pay for it
Little known fact: men can use their dicks as flashlights in an emergency. It’s always been this way and every man can do it. Women just don’t ever take the time to find out about men, that’s why they don’t know about the flashlight dicks.
October 9, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Little known fact: men can use their dicks as flashlights in an emergency. It’s always been this way and every man can do it. Women just don’t ever take the time to find out about men, that’s why they don’t know about the flashlight dicks.
Throwing panes of glass into the ocean so the sucker fish have something to eat off of
August 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Throwing panes of glass into the ocean so the sucker fish have something to eat off of
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Tales From The Keane Compound #667
June 4, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Tales From The Keane Compound #667
I’m not running late, I am moseying
July 11, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I’m not running late, I am moseying
“Hey mister tambourine man, play a song for me” -someone who is unfamiliar with how songs work
June 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
“Hey mister tambourine man, play a song for me” -someone who is unfamiliar with how songs work
New method of peeling garlic dropping soon. Watch this space
June 12, 2024 at 1:43 PM
New method of peeling garlic dropping soon. Watch this space
The newest thing here is a flock of self-proclaimed “carrot boys” who carry a carrot on hand at all times and constantly pretend to smoke it like a cigar. They have their entire personality revolve around carrots, holding carrots like cigars, and tapping fake ashes.
June 7, 2024 at 12:56 PM
The newest thing here is a flock of self-proclaimed “carrot boys” who carry a carrot on hand at all times and constantly pretend to smoke it like a cigar. They have their entire personality revolve around carrots, holding carrots like cigars, and tapping fake ashes.
Indie directors: If you’re in New York or LA, you can go into any bathroom and say “Richard Kind” three times into a mirror, and he will appear in your short film.
June 5, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Indie directors: If you’re in New York or LA, you can go into any bathroom and say “Richard Kind” three times into a mirror, and he will appear in your short film.
Quoth the Raven, “Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.”
June 4, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Quoth the Raven, “Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.”
If they refer to coffee as “hot bean juice” that’s a huuuuuge red flag for me
June 3, 2024 at 11:22 PM
If they refer to coffee as “hot bean juice” that’s a huuuuuge red flag for me
Taking a break from posting for a bit. FYI During this break I’ll be working on new posts!
August 21, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Taking a break from posting for a bit. FYI During this break I’ll be working on new posts!
If you don’t get my comedy, please reach out! I love explaining my jokes and how my mind works (off kilter some would say)
August 18, 2023 at 12:20 AM
If you don’t get my comedy, please reach out! I love explaining my jokes and how my mind works (off kilter some would say)
What we need right now is more idea guys
August 13, 2023 at 1:19 PM
What we need right now is more idea guys
When we talk about most recognizable states (by shape) we always say Oklahoma and Florida first… what are the others? (And don’t say Iowa, I’m trying to have a serious conversation here tyvm)
August 7, 2023 at 1:20 PM
When we talk about most recognizable states (by shape) we always say Oklahoma and Florida first… what are the others? (And don’t say Iowa, I’m trying to have a serious conversation here tyvm)