Sod Home Alone. Blazing Saddles should be on every Christmas. Truth.

"Shite on a bike"

i made paella, for the first time in a long time. It was very nice. I also had the pakora left over from last night's after pub curry (actually a biriani) for starters. I was worried about the conflicting falvours, but the wine I had while the paella was cooking washed it away.

self destructing technology outside the domain of the man (who's already displayed his own self-destuctiveness to the world) who's dependent on it's creator to power his career...

AS a fellow Saggitarian who is currently on the verge of embracing retirement, I don't really care. I've still got umpteen bottles of whisky and cognac lying about, any more will just join them on the shelf.

However to fellow Hunters, HAPPY BIRTHDAY and HAIRY CRIMBO when it comes.

Do we still have tailors? How does he adjust the hem of a trouser? OP hasn't this through, has he?

I'll never forget those four bears. I don't need to wear a poppy. They're in my heart forever. Winnie, Paddington, Balu and Yogi. They'll live forever.

Speak for yourself
I'm on holiday. Nothing to do, and all day to do it!

Yes, but what is 42? Or why for that matter...?

Still desperately trying to gaslight the Faragists. Which is all they can do, seeing as they've no political social or economic nous. As they've spent 14 years proving. We need an exorcism to get rid of this malingering spectre.

But weaver was playing a grown up.

Tories now trying to clean up their act. We've already had Braverman, and now Tory think tanks criticising the two child limit on benefits. No more nasty party? Heard it. Yaxley-Lennon is no less of a chancer than Farage. After 14 years of the Tories, don't let your guard down.

Sorry, but aren't sunspots responsible for the weather on earth? Is so, shouldn't we be afraid?

It's actually been broadcast repeatedly for years. It's just that the Faragists prefer to believe the opposite. They don't like the real world, because they can't relate to it. If it wasn't for civilisation, they'd living out of caves and scavenging for food.