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Cody Hurst
@cdazzle91.bsky.social
Half-man, half-beard, half-spreadsheet.
Great with fractions.

He/Him
Not gonna complain but the only thing I can figure is that the Goodrum/Gleadle injuries might be looking worse than originally expected and we need near-term cover at the 9? And Lancaster can mentor the younger guys like Jansen Wilson who slot in there as well? Idk
May 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Honestly, it’s just funny that Dallas had Luka and Brunson at the same time and gave them both away so they could get two copies of this guy.
May 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
True, but now he might actually have a *reason* for it 😂
May 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Elon, high as a kite, microwaving a bowl of ice: “GUYS, I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE MARS HAVE OCEANS!”
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I want Pluto back as a planet, but… not like this. Take this back, Hank, Pluto doesn’t deserve this.
February 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Welcome to the Love is Blind train. It’s a terrible, funny, stupid ride that makes me feel better about my own life. My partner and I kept looking at each other and squinting like: Did they edit out the part where he talked about narcotics orrrr? Are we missing something? Is it actually ibuprofen?
February 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is it horrifying for your body? Yes. Does it taste incredible going into your face? Also yes.

IMO, as long as you know what you’re getting yourself into it’s totally worth it like once or twice a year. Or if you haven’t had a BM for a while and you’re starting to worry.
February 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I do think a lot of gamers expect too much. I also think US school grades are to blame. We’re taught in our formative years that a C (70-79%) is “average” and I think a lot of people make that association with review scores. A lot of folks see a 6 or 7 and think that means below average or bad.
February 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I love the *idea*. In an ideal world, I’d like the US to have 3-5 top-flight leagues and create our own pseudo-champions league. Realistically, though, agreed, lots of potential issues. The MLS will probably fight it tooth and nail and the USSF is usually not great at supporting this kind of thing.
February 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I would rate Lexington SC and Union Omaha higher if they weren’t so similar to brand logos (Ferrari and OVO, respectively).
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I recommend the Soundtrack to the video game Outer Wilds (on all major streaming platforms) and the album “Where They Landed” by BE/HOLD on Bandcamp. Both of these are what I call “SpaceGrass” (sci-fi bluegrass) They have a couple spooky tracks but you can cull those after a couple listens.
February 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This! ^ I used to joke that I would sign up to get neuralink because Elon’s companies seemed to be doing cool things. At the time he was just some guy leading up seemingly cool tech stuff. Then he started becoming more of a public figure and I found out what an awful excuse for a human being he is.
February 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Annapolis Blues use Puma and they let our (formerly NPSL, now USL League 2) semi-pro squad design their own kits and they’ve shown some interesting options. Real excited to see what LouCity and Puma come up with. I love Adidas gear but their kits are pretty same-y.
January 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Iceland fooled me into trying Brennivin. I decided it was so bad I was going to buy a whole bottle to make everyone I know try it. Only one person didn’t actively hate it.
December 19, 2024 at 5:36 PM
*Hops into the room on one leg*

I drank an entire bottle of whiskey and no longer have gangrene! The doctor was astonished how quickly I got better once I finished the bottle!

Oh, this? *Points to stump of leg*

Yeah, that crooked doctor took my leg!
December 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
November 28, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Happy thanksgiving. May your turkey be moist.
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM