Chris of Colorado
cdbofco.bsky.social
Chris of Colorado
@cdbofco.bsky.social
Husband and father residing in the foothills of Colorado and a worker in the peripherals of the craft beer industry. Midwestern-born lover of skiing, roadtrips, roller coasters, national parks, movies, history, distance running, and trivia.
Score, or don't be a punk and go for it on 4th.

I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.

#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me, a Colts fan living in Broncos Country right now.

@colts.bsky.social

#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I still don't think they'll do anything...
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm not yet a true believer but this...this is good.

#IndianapolisColts #Colts #GoColts #AssWhooping
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I forget. Who was that other world leader who put his big, dumb face up on public buildings?

Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes.

#FaceBanner
August 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Keep those couch-fucking paws off my state, son.

#Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker
August 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I hate that Pacers lost. I am, however, amused by the "damage" done in the post-game "riot."

A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out.

Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.
June 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Real bummer.

It was an inspirational run, though.
June 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Current events reminded me of this @theonion.com headline from 2003.

Good to see our foreign policies have advanced so far in 22 years...
June 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"ThE nBa Is ScRiPtEd!!1!!!!1!"

Okay, then who are the actors? The players?

Buddy, I've seen athletes try to act. They fall a little short of Laurence Olivier.

#NBAFinals #Game7 #YesCers
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
OkC iN fOuR, rIgHt GuYs!!??!!1!!
June 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
These NBA Finals got me feeling like...

#BoomBaby #YesCers
June 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Do rain on his parade.

#NoKingsDay #WashingtonDCWeather
June 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh, yeah. Haliburton is soooo overrated.

#IndianaPacers #YesCers #GameWinner
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey @laclippersofficial.bsky.social! Send more fans next time, we love hosting them and giving them a good show!
May 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Taxing millionaires will prompt them to leave America?

#TaxTheRich

www.indystar.com/story/news/p...
April 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#HandsOff!

No, literally; stop touching shit, JD.
April 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Being an Oscar-winning film doesn't mean dick.
April 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you're one of those people who thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie then you better defend Mallrats as an Easter movie with the same fervor.

They're both in or they're both out, I say.

#Mallrats #Easter
April 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Smart strategy. If anyone whines about the re-brand you can turn the tables on them.

What? You don't support America's first responders, you fuckin' Commie?!

#AtlantaBraves #Rebrand #FirstResponders
April 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This will definitely keep locker room spirits high as the Nugs wrap up the regular season and look to secure a play-off spot.

Yep. This definitely won't fuck with anybody's head here in the most crucial time of the year.

#DenverNuggets #ItWasFunWhileItLasted
April 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tracks.
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Isn't it weird that three streaming series about living in a doomsday shelter all came out pretty much at the same time? There was Silo on Apple TV+, then Fallout on Prime, now this. There's something in the zeitgeist.

#ParadiseHulu
April 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Top Secret! is an all-time great comedy and is Val Kilmer's best work.

I'll die on that hill.

#RIPValKilmer

#ValKilmer #TopSecret #IKnowALittleGermanHesSittingOverThere #SkeetSurfing
April 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A new beer being tapped by a local brewery (I'll keep them anonymous).

They're defending it online as a joke.

It's not a joke. Where's the irony? Where's the satire? Not a single element of a joke is present.

Not that I'm particularly offended but don't hide behind the "It's just a joke" excuse.
March 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM