I love it! He opened with "I'm from Europe, have never been to Subway. Recommendations?" and I could have sworn I was serving a legend. Then it occurred to me that our little corner of the state is much too out of the way for it to have actually been you haha.

Trick question. They're the same thing.

Not a stiff curmudgeon at all, and they do it every damn year. It's sickening.

Can always count on B&N to keep it real

It's so awesome for him, but imagine how cool it must be for his Eagles teammates, too? Think if how many of them have looked up to him over his career, and they're seeing an unlikely comeback first-hand.

Conditioning. Get him used to the pace of a professional game and make sure he can handle it before bringing him back to the big boys.

I'm assuming he was given a celebratory cooler dump for coming back from such an injury to be able to play again.

Oh Captain, my captain!! 😭😍

It should have been done a long time ago.