This guy looks like Eli Vance

Look at these hot dogs

God I can't wait for Christmas the music is gonna suck so bad
Just nothing but every rendition of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas sung by
You guessed it
NOT MARIAH CAREY LIKE PLEASE JUST MAKE A NEW GOOD CHRISTMAS SONG

You'd think after billions of years of shitting, the human ass would be built with a six pack

I'm making bricks in New Marais and selling them for 20 times their worth in Empire City this shit is cut with swamp water AKA me after strangling my ass in the Seattle Airport
I'm on that Neon Pickle Heroin.
I'm on that Banner-Man Fent Fog Machine
I'm summoning demons and fucking them in the street