Cammy B
@cdesafetcam.bsky.social
Maker of Jewellery. Worker of Wood. Pure of Heart. Dumb of Ass.
The nichest joke of all time.
A car you can use a small computer keyboard to get into. Call that tenkeyless entry.
A car you can use a small computer keyboard to get into. Call that tenkeyless entry.
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The nichest joke of all time.
A car you can use a small computer keyboard to get into. Call that tenkeyless entry.
A car you can use a small computer keyboard to get into. Call that tenkeyless entry.
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo bull moose buffalo.
(This joke is about Teddy Roosevelt’s inauguration)
(This joke is about Teddy Roosevelt’s inauguration)
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo bull moose buffalo.
(This joke is about Teddy Roosevelt’s inauguration)
(This joke is about Teddy Roosevelt’s inauguration)
If windows 10 isnt getting updates any more, why does my computer insist on installing updates all the time still? You can't have it both ways cunts.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If windows 10 isnt getting updates any more, why does my computer insist on installing updates all the time still? You can't have it both ways cunts.
From now on all international disputes will be resolved through the medium of Welly Wanging competition. Call that Gumboot Diplomacy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
From now on all international disputes will be resolved through the medium of Welly Wanging competition. Call that Gumboot Diplomacy.
Sir Humphrey - "Minister, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident."
Hacker - "Humphrey, why would dentists have an opinion on nuclear deterrence?"
Bernard - "No Minister, you misunderstand, it's a chewing gum."
Hacker - "I see... Does the fifth dentist have reservations?"
Hacker - "Humphrey, why would dentists have an opinion on nuclear deterrence?"
Bernard - "No Minister, you misunderstand, it's a chewing gum."
Hacker - "I see... Does the fifth dentist have reservations?"
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sir Humphrey - "Minister, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident."
Hacker - "Humphrey, why would dentists have an opinion on nuclear deterrence?"
Bernard - "No Minister, you misunderstand, it's a chewing gum."
Hacker - "I see... Does the fifth dentist have reservations?"
Hacker - "Humphrey, why would dentists have an opinion on nuclear deterrence?"
Bernard - "No Minister, you misunderstand, it's a chewing gum."
Hacker - "I see... Does the fifth dentist have reservations?"
Why is everything $300 now? I have like, 4 things I want to get in the next couple of months, and they're all $300.
October 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Why is everything $300 now? I have like, 4 things I want to get in the next couple of months, and they're all $300.
What is a couver? And what is he doing to my van?
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
What is a couver? And what is he doing to my van?
Misunderstanding song lyrics due to auditory processing issues, writing an email and being misunderstood by NTs who don’t read the actual words just the vibe, agreeing with everything the boss says to minimise conflict.
AI must be stopped before it takes any more austistic people’s jobs.
AI must be stopped before it takes any more austistic people’s jobs.
September 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Misunderstanding song lyrics due to auditory processing issues, writing an email and being misunderstood by NTs who don’t read the actual words just the vibe, agreeing with everything the boss says to minimise conflict.
AI must be stopped before it takes any more austistic people’s jobs.
AI must be stopped before it takes any more austistic people’s jobs.
If I had a nickel for every multinational chocolate conglomerate that has two e's in the name, and the second e has a diacritical mark, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
September 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
If I had a nickel for every multinational chocolate conglomerate that has two e's in the name, and the second e has a diacritical mark, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Just thinking out loud, but Spock is an unusual Vulcan name because it’s not spelled “Svcvk” but “Scvck” in English, so I wonder if it’s actually Svpok but the other vowel is silent.
If there’s a silent vowel in Vulcan, maybe it’s the thing that joins the T to the front of female names.
S’pok
If there’s a silent vowel in Vulcan, maybe it’s the thing that joins the T to the front of female names.
S’pok
September 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just thinking out loud, but Spock is an unusual Vulcan name because it’s not spelled “Svcvk” but “Scvck” in English, so I wonder if it’s actually Svpok but the other vowel is silent.
If there’s a silent vowel in Vulcan, maybe it’s the thing that joins the T to the front of female names.
S’pok
If there’s a silent vowel in Vulcan, maybe it’s the thing that joins the T to the front of female names.
S’pok
There’s a Trek joke here somewhere.
Imagine an Egyptian pagan and a Vulcan have a baby boy.
Sobek
Imagine an Egyptian pagan and a Vulcan have a baby boy.
Sobek
September 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There’s a Trek joke here somewhere.
Imagine an Egyptian pagan and a Vulcan have a baby boy.
Sobek
Imagine an Egyptian pagan and a Vulcan have a baby boy.
Sobek
Did Gwen Stefani say “take a chance you stupid hoe” in that song years ago or is this my auditory processing disorder again?
September 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Did Gwen Stefani say “take a chance you stupid hoe” in that song years ago or is this my auditory processing disorder again?
Terrible joke:
Wesley Snipes plays a vampire hunter living in the greater San Francisco Area
BayBlade
Wesley Snipes plays a vampire hunter living in the greater San Francisco Area
BayBlade
July 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Terrible joke:
Wesley Snipes plays a vampire hunter living in the greater San Francisco Area
BayBlade
Wesley Snipes plays a vampire hunter living in the greater San Francisco Area
BayBlade
There's something I call "Ex media res" which is when a season ending cliffhanger is left unresolved by the first scene of the first episode of the next season. It seems to be a new phenomenon over the last few years, but I feel like it is starting to be overused.
July 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
There's something I call "Ex media res" which is when a season ending cliffhanger is left unresolved by the first scene of the first episode of the next season. It seems to be a new phenomenon over the last few years, but I feel like it is starting to be overused.
Who do you find in Pittsburgh’s little Italy? Italyinz
July 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Who do you find in Pittsburgh’s little Italy? Italyinz
You can tell the Blairite Labour faction in charge right now has no creativity whatsoever, because if they did, SOMEONE would have tried to spoonerise the PM's name in the last however many years, and Steer Calmer would have been an election slogan.
July 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You can tell the Blairite Labour faction in charge right now has no creativity whatsoever, because if they did, SOMEONE would have tried to spoonerise the PM's name in the last however many years, and Steer Calmer would have been an election slogan.
I take two drag performers to the casino. They sit with me as I play poker. Every hand I say “I got a Pair of Queens”. The other players quickly tire of the joke. I am kicked out of the casino.
June 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I take two drag performers to the casino. They sit with me as I play poker. Every hand I say “I got a Pair of Queens”. The other players quickly tire of the joke. I am kicked out of the casino.
connectionsplus.io
June 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What if somehow he returned and it wasn’t Sheev but instead the last guy to hold the chancellorship legitimately. Fuckin “somehow he returned” and it’s Vallorum just riffing on trade policy.
June 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What if somehow he returned and it wasn’t Sheev but instead the last guy to hold the chancellorship legitimately. Fuckin “somehow he returned” and it’s Vallorum just riffing on trade policy.
Things you can say in both Collingwood and Heatherbrae
“Here come the Pies”
“Here come the Pies”
April 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Things you can say in both Collingwood and Heatherbrae
“Here come the Pies”
“Here come the Pies”