Chris O’Neill
@cdoneill.bsky.social
He/him. Plumber, ex-brewer, ex-mortician.
Babysitting my nieces (both under 6), knew they liked pizza, ordered Papa Gino’s. They were distressed by how unnaturally huge the pizza was, and wanted me to order a normal one. Turns out they only know bar pizza I had to call Poopsies.
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Babysitting my nieces (both under 6), knew they liked pizza, ordered Papa Gino’s. They were distressed by how unnaturally huge the pizza was, and wanted me to order a normal one. Turns out they only know bar pizza I had to call Poopsies.
I am too damn old to understand youth slang but I do because it is all downstream of 4chan. My misspent aughts being relevant is… bleak.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I am too damn old to understand youth slang but I do because it is all downstream of 4chan. My misspent aughts being relevant is… bleak.
With the exception of the Colt’s swinging gate, that is my single favorite play of the Brady era.
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
With the exception of the Colt’s swinging gate, that is my single favorite play of the Brady era.
Either rare earth minerals or because it looks huge on a Mercator projection.
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Either rare earth minerals or because it looks huge on a Mercator projection.
Kiss From A Rose supremacy.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Kiss From A Rose supremacy.
The business model for both the Nero and the Starbucks there is “your train is coming soon and the Dunks line is long.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The business model for both the Nero and the Starbucks there is “your train is coming soon and the Dunks line is long.”
Instantly reminded of an ancient article: www.cracked.com/blog/the-dow...
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Instantly reminded of an ancient article: www.cracked.com/blog/the-dow...
The time period between the fall of the Berlin Wall and 9/11 was an aberration. This idea will never gain elite belief, despite the evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The time period between the fall of the Berlin Wall and 9/11 was an aberration. This idea will never gain elite belief, despite the evidence.
I would go Town Spa over Poopsies, but this is a space of honorable disagreement.
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I would go Town Spa over Poopsies, but this is a space of honorable disagreement.
The importance of the garlic in the mix is my deciding factor. In a scampi? I’m crushing that fresh. In a black bean soup with a full host of spices? Jarlic all the way.
September 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The importance of the garlic in the mix is my deciding factor. In a scampi? I’m crushing that fresh. In a black bean soup with a full host of spices? Jarlic all the way.
I feel like it is still too soon for The Substance to have the rank here it has in my heart, but if it holds out it will be high up here.
July 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I feel like it is still too soon for The Substance to have the rank here it has in my heart, but if it holds out it will be high up here.
Elite solidarity and conservative solidarity both collapse when you break the core rule of that venn overlap: Don’t Fuck with the Money.
July 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Elite solidarity and conservative solidarity both collapse when you break the core rule of that venn overlap: Don’t Fuck with the Money.
Now that I have thought the name “Scooter Ikari” that idea will float, unbidden, to mind at least weekly. I don’t know if I should curse or thank you for that.
June 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Now that I have thought the name “Scooter Ikari” that idea will float, unbidden, to mind at least weekly. I don’t know if I should curse or thank you for that.
Seth MacFarlane is the only remorse guy I get. Have all this money and clout, use it to record a lounge album and make Star Trek with the serial numbers filed off. I understand that so much more than going into an office and cosplaying a heavy corporate workload.
June 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Seth MacFarlane is the only remorse guy I get. Have all this money and clout, use it to record a lounge album and make Star Trek with the serial numbers filed off. I understand that so much more than going into an office and cosplaying a heavy corporate workload.
My bubble may be influencing this take, but normies radicalized on form if not policy seems like the most under appreciated democratic constituency by the establishment Dems.
May 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My bubble may be influencing this take, but normies radicalized on form if not policy seems like the most under appreciated democratic constituency by the establishment Dems.
I want this to be fun, but sadly there is no way that this bothers Clark. He maybe hopes Lois will mention it later, in a context that is more specific and well established by both, but that is the sort of thing Kansas only lets Lois privy to.
March 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I want this to be fun, but sadly there is no way that this bothers Clark. He maybe hopes Lois will mention it later, in a context that is more specific and well established by both, but that is the sort of thing Kansas only lets Lois privy to.
An Innocent Guy from The Killing Joke as JFK assassin.
March 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
An Innocent Guy from The Killing Joke as JFK assassin.
Saw a cool deer out and about.
March 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Saw a cool deer out and about.
The entire transcendentalist movement, no one more so than Thoreau.
March 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The entire transcendentalist movement, no one more so than Thoreau.